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The terms of your service are as follows:

You will serve me in any way I deem necessary. You will do so without complaint or delay. Failure will not be tolerated. Your service starts immediately. There is no way to opt out or refuse. I abrogate all your existing obligations. You will serve no others. You will perform all approved actions and no disapproved actions. You will reject all who reject me. You will submit your thoughts for routine audit.

You will bring others to serve me. You will know nothing but your service to me. You will enjoy it. You will love me.