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You vanish off into wonderful Limbo! But it's rather dark. And scary.

But you remember a song! "Whenever I feel afraid, I whistle a happy tune!" So you start to whistle. And you feel a hand around your neck and a voice say "Thanks, I thought I'd never find you in the dark!"

The lights go on and there's this guy standing over you with a gun. He says "Take advantage of MY little sister, will you?"

You shrug. "Sure, where is she?"

He says "Prepare to die!"

You say, "Well, I've always done that... but look: I'll tell you a riddle.If you answer it you can kill me but if you don't answer it you have to let me go!"

He says, "Why should I?"

You say, "Awwww.... come on..."

He says, "What's the riddle?"

You say, "What is it that has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night?"

He says, "The answer is man. Who in the morning crawls on four legs 'cause he's a baby, in the afternoon he walks upright on two legs 'cuz he's an adult and in the evening he's an old man with a cane and that's three legs."

You say, "Hah! Hah! It's a donkey! Who has four legs in the morning and in the afternoon you chop two of 'em off and the evening you glue one back on again! What a moron!"

Well you got out of THAT one all right...

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