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HyperPoke Gorgotron!
You charge up your index finger for a MIGHTY HyperPoke and quickly jab it at Gorgotron. Gasp! Gorgotron grabs your wrist with an obsidian-clad fist! "Stop poking yourself," laughs Gorgotron, "Stop poking yourself!"
He drives your energized finger back down onto you, poking yourself right in the face. You swirl together into a small doughnut of hypertime before vanishing into another dimension.
"I always wanted to do that," intones Gorgotron. He emits a chuckle like an extinction event and returns from whence he came.
You find yourself lying on a large purple boulder the size of a small purple boulder. You sit up and find this is one of a vast constellation of boulders and planetoids suspended impossibly in a sky splashed in a crazy nebula of every color in the rainbow plus a hefty dose of Octarine.
Something is buzzing. It's either a denizen of this strange world, or one of the many dangerous creatures banished here by your HyperPokes in the past. Neither one sounds very appealing at the present moment.