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I'm a bounty, where do I turn myself in?
"I'm a bounty. Where can I turn myself in?"
Everyone stares at you for a moment, then the instructor says, "You're a bounty?"
"Yes," you say, "Of course I am."
All of the bounty hunters quickly form a tight circle and discuss something quickly. All except for the one guy in the red trenchcoat, who seems too busy eating the entire supply of doughnuts. After a moment or two of conversing, they all stand up and slowly inch around you in a large circle. "We've decided," says the instructor, "to beat you up and divide the bounty up among ourselves."
You nod, "That sounds like an awfully considerate plan."
The leader smiles, "I thought it was. GET HIM!" Everyone leaps at you, grabs you, and beats you up.
You awake in a cold, dank prison cell.