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Spit on the pie
You decide to spit on the pie to see if it is real or not. After a good reeling back you hawk forward a loogie. Before loogie can intersect with pie, both vanish in a puff of pie-scented smoke.
"No." says the woman.
"But" you say.
"No." says the woman.
Great. How were you supposed to know not to spit on a pie? You turn and stomp back down the well-worn path toward the respectable part of town.