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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A duck-sized horse
A toothpick-sized battering ram
An Unused Prophylactic
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A set of bullets with "Delay" "Deny" and "Depose" carved into them
A Beer Bottle filled with Seawater
A balloon dog
A cheap plastic orrery
A Foghorn Leghorn Coffee Cup
A holographic turtle
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