Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that doesn't know how to solve your problems.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Pair of Tau Leptons
The World Famous Greenbelt Utility Pole
A set of earplugs (with earwax)
A sheet of notepaper covered in variations of that cool S
A copy of Bridge Over the River Why a self-help book by Colonel Alec Nicholson
A Snowball
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A question mark suit formerly owned by Matthew Lesko, or, The Riddler
A Snowbank
A box of honeycomb cereal

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