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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A nubbin collection
A Gift for the Man who has Everything
A boarding pass for an American Airlines flight from 1996
A banana slug
An adamantium skellington
A Mint Copy of Action Comics #2 (not the good one)
A very dull sword
A Fish Spatula
A handful of perfectly sauced spaghetti
A "Limited Edition" Princess Diana Beanie Baby Bear
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