Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that can't figure out what was so bad about Hitler.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A 24kt Gold Ingot
The Ark of the Covenant
A prince rupert's drop
A Compass
A Pair of Novelty 2020 Glasses
A set of web shooters
A temporary restraining order for the person of your choosing
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A Non-Functional Furnace Knob taken as a souvenir from a Dorm Room

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