Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of preservatives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A box of one dozen starving crazed weasels
A fresh bundle of thyme with receipt
A Half-Empty Coffee Mug
A Three of Clubs
A roll of tape
A Salt Lick
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
An Overdue Medical Bill
A VHS tape labeled "The Hacienda 11th Grade"

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