Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A MegaElixir
A key from the Hotel California, smelling faintly of colitas
A tesseract
A fax sent by a samurai to Abraham Lincoln
A banana slug
A five leafed clover
A gimmicked set of juggler's dice
A Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
An MRI Magnet

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