Go to Ultima

You made no decision, and you didn't follow any instructions, but somehow you find yourself standing on the arrival platform in Ultima's transportation center. All around you are people of every conceivable size, shape, and description going about their business. They take notice of you and stop to cheer and congradulate you on your arrival. You gladly accept some sweet-smelling fruit from one fuzzy red alien and find it to be the most incredible taste you've ever known. After a moment the inhabitants of Ultima step aside and allow a human to pass. He approaches you and claps you on the shoulder.

"Good work!" he shouts needlessly, "You made it to Ultima! This is a special relm only for the most select and smartest individuals in the multiverse. We've been watching your antics in several paralell universes and thought for sure you'd eventually figure out how to get here. Here you can do as you please, anything you want. If you ever wish to return to a reality you know, just step onto the pad you just left. It will transport you instantly to your desire. You may find other such transports hidden elsewhere in the fabric of the universe. Please, just enjoy yourself."

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