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- !!!
- "A Dark And Stormy Night"
- "Beanie Baby!?
- "Economics Textbook!"
- "Go back to the Shadow!"
- "Justin Timberlake CD!?
- "No, That's Not Right!"
- "Nobody understands me! I hate you! I'm going to become a goth and write moody poetry and get body piercings and stuff!"
- 'Rabamamha Matta, utter a catchphrase!'
- ...
- 1984 by George Orwell
- ???
- A knight walking the forest in shining armor
- A small baby
- AAAAUGH! IT'S A TERRIFYING ERROR!
- Absolutely!
- Accept his offer
- Acquire a Whoopee Cushion
- Act like an idiot
- Actually Go To the Bathroom
- Add the Gold To Your Ever-Growing Bank Account
- Agree to his terms
- Allow yourself to be messily devoured
- And You Thought That the One Ton Tortoises Were Not That Fast Either
- Annihilate China
- Answer and Fire a Gun Down the Line
- Answer It
- Answer It Again
- Answer No
- Apologize
- Apples
- Apply for a Transfer
- Apply for Basketball
- Argue That You Can't Be Held Responsible For Things Like That
- Around the world
- Ask an Impartial Third Party What They Would Do
- Ask For a Billion Wishes
- Ask For a Bowl of Soup
- Ask for a random object
- Ask for ALL of the Anime in the Entire Universe
- Ask him about his evil plans
- Ask him to do something... UNSPEAKABLE
- Ask him to kill Overon!
- Ask if they want some fish
- Ask Johnny Wallbank if he can help
- Ask Luke what had happened
- Ask somebody who this "Big Brother" is
- Ask someone nearby just WTF "upand" is, and if arriving there has anything to do you attempt to "trie" to sell a sword
- Ask the bank teller if he is, in fact, Justin Timberlake
- Ask the Goblin King for a favor
- Ask the scullery maid about the compacted puppy garbage
- Ask them for donuts!
- Ask to be made into "The One"
- Ask to be reincarnated as a coconut creme pie
- Ask to see its pot of gold
- Ask what a Gambeson is
- At Al's School of Sticking Pointy Things Into Things That Scream and Bleed
- At Mafia HQ
- At the local chapter of PETA
- Attack and Dethrone God
- Attack and Dethrone Satan
- Attack Emperor Beat!
- Attack Him Again
- Attack him with your sword
- Attack it
- Attack Megaroth with your sword
- Attack Overon!
- Attack that error
- Attack the Alien
- Attack the Cyborg Doctor!
- Attack the Djinn with all your spells!
- Attack the Megaroth with the Master Sword
- Attack the mother!
- Attack the nerd with your sword
- Attack the Ocelot!
- Attack the pepperonis with your sword
- Attack!
- Attempt to act upon this thought regardless of it's perceived difficulty.
- Attempt to bottle the smell of your socks and sell that?
- Attempt to buy a used vinyl record from the booth that sells used vinyl records
- Attempt to buy a weapon from the booth that sells swords
- Attempt to deposit an 18 foot lizard
- Attempt to die and respawn somewhere else
- Attempt to eat God
- Attempt to Escape
- Attempt to negotiate with Gorgotron
- Attempt to obtain a Machine Body
- Attempt to read "Kyoto Protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change"
- Attempt to sell the contents of your "chicken bucket"
- Attempt to sell your roommate.
- Attempt to stand up, passing the sword through your entire body
- Attempt to steal the gold
- Attempt to Stop Him
- Attend a Gold Eater's Anonymous meeting
- Awaken hours later, covered in dried blood.
- Awwww, it's a cute widdle error
- Bail out!
- Bake a cake
- Bash that boy band singer!
- Bash that sandwich!
- Bash that small puppy!
- Be Creeped Out
- Be crushed by the thousands of tons of water
- Be quick and sneaky
- Beat it out of him
- Beat Up That Nerd
- Become a Bounty Hunter
- Become a doctor
- Become a dog catcher so you can eat them
- Become a Ghost
- Become a ghost and go on a strange magical adventure
- Become a Leather Jacket Salesman
- Become a Tier One Operator
- Become a Vegetarian
- Become Governor of California
- Become Paranoid
- Become the pie's friend
- Befriend the grandson and watch the Anime that way
- Begin to Cluck and Peck at the Ground
- Behind the back
- Bleach your hands
- Bleed out and die
- Bleed out and live
- blow the station up!
- Blow their head up
- Bluff your way out of it
- Bravely go to meet the lions.
- Break a Quite Unbreakable Bowling Ball
- Break a Smaller and More Expensive Vase
- Break open a window and jump out
- Break some heads!
- Breathe the Heady Air of Victory
- Bribe the war hippo
- Build a floating fortress of evil to inspire terror in the rest of the world.
- Burn that leprechaun that smells bad
- BURN the candy corn!
- BURN the hippies!
- Burn the house down
- Burninate the dude with the sword
- Burninate the peasants
- But you want revenge
- But not by you
- Buy a baby
- Buy a box of sugar snacks
- Buy a cute little teddy bear dressed in a police uniform
- Buy a Gun
- Buy a Rabbit's foot
- Buy the Rabid Scepter of Shiva
- Buy the Tainted Matchstick of Evil
- Buy your own private island
- Call for Mommy
- call for the inquisition
- Call Marcellus Wallace
- Call people up on the phone and tell them you're the President
- Call the A-Team
- Call the Devil
- Call the dog for help
- Call the manager
- Call the Mexican guy
- Can I have another doughnut?
- Cannibalize Everyone
- Capture the Angel in a bottle
- Cartwheels
- Cast "Light."
- Cast a lit match on it
- Cast a Spell on the Cyborg Doctor
- Cast FLORADORAPOREDORS
- Cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction on it
- Cast oDispel on it
- Cast oFish on it
- Cast oFish on the crowd
- Cast oFish on the Evil Doctor
- Cast oFish on the Hulk
- Cast oFish on the pawnshop guy
- Cast oGoo-be-gone
- Cast oHostageSituation
- Cast oReflec
- Cast Zombie
- Cast ○Barrier
- Cast ○Darkify
- Cast ○Darkify on the lightswitch
- Cast ○Fish
- Cast ○Fish on the Cyborg Doctor
- Cast ○Fish on the demolition derby
- Cast ○Fish on the raccoons
- Cast ○Undarkify
- Cast ●Portal of Hell
- Casteth a spell
- Catch it in a bottle anyway!
- Cause a headache
- Cease to exist
- Celebrate your victory over Andy
- Challenge the teller to a beatbox contest!
- Change your mind about helping Ronny
- Chant a magic incantation
- Character - Johnny Wallbank
- Chase one of them into the tar pits
- Chat for a while, then ask if you can buy the Anime from them
- Chat with Brenda
- Chat with Robert
- Chat with Stephanie
- Check out the Message Board
- Check Out Zoltar
- Check your inventory
- Chew the bars off the windows
- Choose "Pacific Ocean"
- Choose the Beretta
- Choose the Desert Eagle
- Claw Out Your Eyes
- Clean your plate
- Click here
- Click your heels together and say "There's no place like home."
- Climb back up
- Climb into that conveniently-placed BattleMech
- Climb out the window
- Close the Browser
- Close your eyes and think about Betty White
- Close your eyes and think about Dracula
- Come Back
- Come To A Startling Revelation
- Come up with a clever plan
- Come up with a general theory on sudden bad writing in Error
- Come up with a spell that instantly kills the caster
- Comment on recent David Bowie-related events
- Commit honorable suicide.
- Complain Mightily at the incredibly lame event that just happened in your adventure.
- Complain mightily to nobody in particular about the black revolver
- Conquer Earth
- Conquer them!
- Consult the Manual
- Consume the entire bowling ball
- Continue falling
- Continue talking to yourself in a insane manner
- Continue to burn stuff up
- Continue to not realize that they have already plotted their revenge
- Continue to observe the hapless student
- Continue to watch out of morbid fascination
- Continue To Watch The MEPA Soldiers
- Continue waiting
- Continue your gold-eating downward spiral
- Converse with Johnny
- Convince the man that Anime is inappropriate for a grandson
- Copy the key!
- Count the pieces
- Crawl onward
- Crumble into a pile of ash as per Cartoon Physics
- Cry
- Cry for all the people
- Cry some more
- Curl into a fetal ball and wait for death
- Dance
- dance around screaming voodoo spells
- DANCE I SAY! DANCE!
- Dance in the elevator
- Dance like a dancing fool!
- Date a teenager
- De-interlace it
- Decide it's in your best interest to name it Wilson
- Decide that donuts are bad for you.
- Decide that you hate the impartial third party, and the ideas he puts forth
- Decide to end Samsara by breaking the Dharmic Wheel
- Decide to spend the last few moments of your life with a Nutritional Expert
- Defend against the Cyborg Doctor!
- Defend the honor of Anime
- Destroy a car
- Destroy a squirrel
- Destroy a Tennis Racquet
- Destroy his spirit
- Destroy the building with your near-endless might
- Destroy the Earth
- Destroy the Earth
- Destroy the world
- Detonate
- Devote your life to finding out the name of the NES game
- Devour his soul
- Devour the sedan
- Dial 0800-SEXY-MOMMA
- Die a horrible bloody and painful death.
- Die horribly
- Dig your way out with a spoon
- Dip into your Moneybag
- Disagree with Johnny
- Discover a loophole in the laws
- Dive downwards
- Dive out of the door
- Dive through the door
- Divest Yourself Of All Worldly Possessions
- Do a somersault
- Do a test post to see if Error is working
- Do an ancient spell to turn you into the Devil
- Do as the third party suggested
- Do it anyway
- Do not, under any circumstances, name it Wilson
- Do nothing.
- Do some Backflips
- Do something else
- Do that other thing
- Do the chicken dance!
- Do the Hokey Cokey
- Do things that squirrels commonly do
- Don a blue jumpsuit and fight the good fight
- Don't do anything. Just go get drunk
- Don't do it
- Don't eat the candy
- Don't look behind you.
- Don't pay, just run!
- Don't see a doctor
- Doodle
- Drag the carcass into the streets and hide the evidence
- Draw a cute little puppy dog.
- Draw braaiiiiiiinssss.... BRAAAAIIIIINSSSS...
- Dream of a White Rabbit
- Drop the Bucket
- Drop the glass on the ground
- Dude... did you already forget the wolves?
- Dump the soup down your shirt
- Dump water on Hal
- Eat a cookie
- Eat a Dead Monkey
- Eat a monkey
- Eat a sandwich
- Eat all pepperonis in sight
- Eat another orange
- Eat everyone
- Eat him
- Eat it for supper
- Eat It Raw
- Eat pie
- Eat some berries
- Eat some fast food
- Eat the bees
- Eat the candy
- Eat the candy corn!
- Eat the carrot
- Eat the chicken
- Eat the cow
- Eat the evidence
- Eat the gold again
- Eat the key
- Eat the Owner
- Eat the puppy bits
- Eat the remains
- Eat the rhino
- Eat the ruins
- Eat their brains
- Eat... more... GOLD!
- Eating gold is dirty and wrong
- Emit a high pitched scream
- Enjoy yourself
- Enter the space station
- Enter Virtual Reality
- Escape from jail
- Escape Jail
- Everybody dies
- Examine everyone to death
- Examine the corpse further
- Examine the Gold
- Examine the jar of almonds and the boldly labeled E
- Examine the keychain
- Examine the Rubber Coin
- Examine the whateveritwas, of course!
- Examine your true feelings
- Except what???
- Explode
- Express aloud your disappointment with yourself
- Fair? I'm evil, am I?
- Fall
- Fall in love with a cliff
- fall in love with Dani Minogue
- Fall on the cliff
- Fall some more...
- Fart as bad as you can
- Feed the candy to Gorgotron
- Feel around it anyways
- Fetch Johnny's brain medicine
- Fetchez le vache
- Fight Harold
- Fight Overon
- Fight them Furbys!
- Fight Werner Herzog
- Figure Out What This Thing On the End of Your Arm Is
- finally hang up the phone
- Find a dentist
- Find a guy who kills people whenever someone washes windows
- Find a match and some gasoline
- Find a nice patch of sun to lie in
- Find doughnuts...at any cost
- Find evil to vanquish!
- Find out to which version the revolver belongs.
- Find out what "undulating" means
- Find out what it is!
- Find out what Mordenkainen's Disjunction is
- Find out where that buzzing is coming from
- Find some errors to kill or something
- Find Some More Errors to Kill
- Find some other impossible things you can do!
- Find something cool to do
- Find the nearest keyhole and STICK THE KEY IN IT!!!
- Find your lost car keys
- Fire your new weapon into the cultist errors
- Flee
- Flee from the cannibals
- Flee from the manager, who believes you to be some sort of pervert
- Flee the Bunker
- Flirt with Samus Aran
- Float back into your cell
- Flush it down
- Fly to Mount Redmond on Moon 95!
- Focus your last thoughts on the most profound thing you can think of
- Follow a voice
- Follow That Bunny
- Follow the logic to its conclusion
- Follow the White Rabbit
- For your second wish, ask for a bottomless bag to put all of your anime belongings in
- Forcefully Remove your own arm
- Forever lasting cheese!
- Forget those two and focus on ushering in a new age of oppression and tyranny!
- Free the Antispy
- Genocide time
- Get a job
- Get a job as a fire truck
- get a job as a landlord
- Get a map and choose a new country to be president of
- get a pet monkey
- Get a positronic brain
- Get a real job.
- Get all the worlds treasures in one place
- Get angry
- Get Drained
- Get Elected President of the United States
- Get Gorgotron to fight Overon
- Get married
- Get noticed
- Get on it like a ham sandwich
- Get out of Limbo
- Get out of the way of that car fool!
- GET OUT!!!!!!!
- Get some bacon
- Get some cybernetic hands
- Get some sausages
- Get Squished
- Get Stomach Pumped
- Get the Neighborhood kids together and put on a show!
- Get their number
- Give a peace offering
- Give Andy a Hug
- give him a hyperpoke
- Give him the Double Deuce
- Give in and start eating tofu and being kind to animals.
- Give it a hug
- Give it a stab
- Give the Animal or Monster or Something a Hug.
- Give the hated third party a moment to flee
- Give the spire a hug
- Give them an idea
- Give up
- Give up after no good Ideas come to mind and go play playstation
- Give up and go to the Emerald City
- Give up and pass out
- Gladly give your land and women to Gorgotron
- Go after Country Pop Stars
- Go ahead and jump out that window
- Go away
- Go back home
- Go back through the door
- Go back to the spam-plugged hole and remove the spam plug
- Go beyond the stairs
- Go down the Stairs
- Go eat at an extremely high-class zombie restaurant
- Go find some snacks
- Go find something else to do
- Go for a Ride
- Go for a Stroll
- Go for the jugular.
- Go for the last one
- Go get a zombie job
- Go haunt an abandoned amusement park
- Go home
- Go home with your new house
- Go in the kitchen
- Go kill some people
- Go next door and get a burger
- Go Ocelot Hunting
- Go on a quest to acquire the Metalic Cyberbowels of Indistructiveness, so you'll never have to vomit anything ever again.
- Go on a rampage
- Go out drinking
- Go out the door
- Go put yourself in danger
- Go rebel against authority
- Go see a doctor
- Go shopping for comfortable slacks
- Go straight ahead
- Go through the door
- Go through the window
- Go to a burger bar
- Go to a hospital
- Go to Australia
- Go to hell
- Go to his office
- Go to Limbo
- Go to the back door
- Go to the bathroom
- Go to the Big Donut shop
- Go to the Carnival
- Go to the front door
- Go to the House of Mirrors
- Go to the Scumm bar.
- Go to the Spinning G-Force Ride of death
- Go to the world map
- Go to Ultima
- Go to Wal-mart
- Go up the Stairs
- Go urban spelunking instead
- Gouge your eyes out
- Grab a chocolate bar at the till. The perfect gift.
- Grab a table and chair and RUN AWAY
- Grab a Table and Chair and Start a Bonfire
- Grab a table and chair and wait to be served
- Grab some ammo and armor and stuff
- Grab that enormous slab that looks vaguely like a sword.
- Grab that pirate cutlass
- Grab that sword with the dragon head hilt.
- Grab the Mallet and smash stuff!
- Grab the Odd Revolver
- Grill it with a bit of BBQ
- Grow another arm
- Grumble and hit "Quick Load"
- Grumble and hit "Respawn" again
- HACK THE RAFT!!!
- Hammer your head with a mallet
- Hand Over The Crayon
- Hand the waiter his own eyes
- Hang around
- Hang around here much longer
- Hang Out With The "Cool" Fish
- Hang Yourself
- Have a little look around
- Have a Panic Attack
- Have Bill Gates and Chevy Chase Executed
- Have the guards behead the impartial third party
- Have the smarty-pants servant beheaded
- Have your leg attended to
- Head for the Battlements
- Head on down to little Realm of the Undead
- Head to Atlantic city
- Head to the tavern to assemble your party
- Head towards the nearest used maps store
- Headbang to slow dance music
- Help the robber
- Hide behind a tree
- Hide from the pepperonis
- Hide in a rack of clothes
- Hide!
- High Tail it and Run...
- Highlight the word "the" through-out the entire book
- Hit the emergency button!
- Hold a big banquet
- Hold the twig out and spin round
- Hospital
- How is it science?
- How?
- Hug Andy
- Hunt down whoever bought the last copies of anime
- HyperPoke the both of them!!!
- HyperPoke the candy corn!
- HyperPoke the corpse
- HyperPoke the Evil Doctor
- HyperPoke the Mafia Type!
- HyperPoke the Tofu god!
- HyperPoke Trogdor!
- Hyperpoke whatever it is
- HyperPoke your way to Victory!
- HyperPoke!!!!
- HYPERPOKE!!!!!
- I don't need this puppy garbage. More smashing!
- I don't trust this thing
- I wake up
- I wanna cast Magic Missile
- I'd like to, but things are happening
- I'm a bounty, where do I turn myself in?
- I'm lost
- I'm selling these fine leather jackets
- If it worked for Britney and Madonna...
- If you're a girl...
- If you're a guy...
- Ignore all suspicions and go in
- Ignore Andy
- Ignore Johnny
- Ignore the Alien
- Ignore the door, and continue on in the maze.
- Ignore the Minor Discomfort and Go Dancing
- implode into less than nothing while defying all laws of physics
- Induce vomiting
- Inhale the gasses!
- Initiate Self-destruct
- Insane people can do anything! Reset!
- Invade Libya
- Investigate that undulating red spire
- Investigate the puppy carcass
- Investigate the smoke detector on the ceiling
- Invoke a Dark Power
- Issue an ultimatum
- ITS TEH EMARALD CITAH!
- Jelly
- Jennifer Government by Max Barry
- Jog Away
- Join the Newest Cult
- Journey backward!
- Journey forward!
- Jump across the canyon!
- Jump and Down like a MONKEY!!!
- Jump in the portal
- Jump into the wormhole
- Jump on a rock and scream!!!
- Jump out the window
- Just hang up
- Keep contemplating
- Keep dancing! Everyone loves the dancing!
- Keep falling...
- Keep on vacating
- Keep smashing stuff!
- Keep using your Annoying Shield
- Kick him in the gonads
- Kick it
- Kill all the aliens except that one that looks like your aunt
- Kill another zombie
- Kill Bill... and Chevy
- Kill Him
- Kill Space-Asians with your space-age laser sword
- Kill that defenseless old man
- Kill that man called Joe
- Kill the damn hippies!
- Kill the dentist and eat his brains
- Kill the dude with the bow
- KILL THE GARDS
- Kill them with your SUPER SAMURAI SWORD
- Kill your reflection
- laugh at its small wings
- Lay Motionless for a long time
- Lay waste to man's cites with your inconceivable might
- Leap off the boulder into uncertain doom
- Leap onto the pad while screaming "Frosty Monkeys!"
- Learn "Summon Ogre"
- Leave
- Leave it alone
- leave Luke to starve here and return to Earth
- Leave the ammo alone and just get out of there
- Leave the phone off the hook
- Let him in. What could possibly go wrong?
- Let the bees sting you
- Let your newfound power go to your head
- Light it Up!
- LIMBO!!!!
- Listen to Casper
- Listen to Morpheus
- Listen to the CD
- Live a healthy and ordinary life
- Log on to Eopoint.com!
- Look around in terror for David Bowie
- Look at your hands in Amazement
- Look behind you
- Look for Zombies to kill
- Look out the window
- look up "sex"
- Look up in wonder at the sky
- loot its tiny corpse
- Loot the body, of course
- Lose your temper
- Mail your roomate, but keep the kidneys to yourself
- Mail yourself in the box with your Roomie
- Maintain Control
- Make a door out of here
- Make a flying noise and hope it will get you across
- Make a sandwich
- Make more errors intentionally to spite the world.
- Make scary faces at the baby
- Make some money
- Make the Secret Service agents dance
- Masterfully Recreate the Most Impressive Parts of the Sistine Chapel Ceiling With A Crayon.
- Meekly submit to an execution order
- Mention you're interested in The Revolution.
- Milk a tiny cow
- Mint the gold back into coins
- Mix up some poison and slip it into a few cocktails
- Mmm... Meathods
- Moan, Whimper, Cry, Crawl Into the Corner, and Wet Yourself, in That Order
- more closely examine your tights
- More hell
- Mourn your Victory
- Murder his body
- Mutter quitely, and scatter away to seek revenge at another day
- NO there is no place safe
- NO WAIT ZERO I'M SERIOUS!
- No, really break the unbreakable bowling ball
- No, wait, Zero! I'm SERIOUS!
- Nothing
- Now run
- Now's your chance to strike!
- Nuke the mountain!
- Obey the Angel
- Obey the Demon
- Ocelots!!!!!!!!
- Of course not!
- Offer him a fair duel
- Offer Johnny Wallbank to the creature as a sacrifice
- Offer Johnny Wallbank to the Tofu god as a sacrifice
- Offer the boarding troops some tea
- Offer to sell him a fine leather jacket
- Offer your secretary a 'spong bath' (wink, wink)
- On second thought, no
- Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
- open cage door and climb up the chain
- Open the door and walk in casually
- open the valves
- Opt to become a cyborg
- Or don't
- Or have you defeated him? Check closer
- Or something
- Order a burger
- Order a soda
- Order pizza
- Order the cake
- Order the chicken
- Order them to dance
- Order them to kill Ronny
- Order two of the waiters to fight to the death.
- Outsmart The Librarian
- Overcome the difficulties and get a crayon!
- Panic and cast ●Nukeify
- Panic and crush yourself into a singularity.
- Panic and implode yourself into a singularity
- Panic in terror
- Panic!
- Party!
- Pay the Doctor With a Year of Indentured Service
- Pay the doctor with the bag full of pumped chewed up gold
- Pay the Mafia boss a "visit"
- Perform first-aid
- Pick an apple
- Pick someone's pocket
- Pick Suzy and Kali and stockpile on octopus meat
- Pick the Purple Rock
- Pick up a Dodge Ram 3500 Pickup Truck
- Pick up a table yourself
- Pick up that shiny new donkey and ride around screaming "I'm a green monkey"
- Pick up the hole and throw it into the endless nothingness
- Pick up the shiny thing.
- Piss on Bob
- Play for yourself a sad song of sympathy on the worlds tiniest violin
- Play in a Wagon
- Plug up the hole
- Poke The Baby
- Poke the shiny object
- Ponder the term pome
- Pound against cell walls and scream
- Press a single random button!
- Press as many buttons as possible and hope you don't die!
- Press on even further
- Press on some more
- Press on. Like an Idiot.
- Press onward
- Press onwards
- press start
- Press the 'Start' Button
- Press the Back Button
- Press the Refresh Button
- Pretend that you are a piece of cheese
- Pretend to be a Tree
- pretend you are sooper kid
- Prey on the Flesh of Innocent Ocelots
- Protect your land and women from Gorgotron
- Pull out a crucifix
- pull out a dental drill
- Pull out giant lizard tazer 3005
- Pull out my Bowie knife and insert it in his eye.
- Pull out the ATOMITIZER 30000
- Pull out your laptop and see if you can get your bearings
- Pull out your sword and begin thwacking
- Pull yourself together, man!
- Push him in the fire and become a serial killer
- Push the last person in line so that they fall over and create a domino effect, giving you the chance to run to the front of the line while the rest of the angry bank patrons are on the floor.
- Put him in a bag and beat him against the nearby trees.
- Put on sunscreen
- Put some "product" in your hair and head to the mall
- Put the glass in your backpack.
- Question your location
- Quickly down a Potion of Ipecac
- Raise your private army of errors
- RALPH NADER!!!!!!!
- Reach for your shoe-phone and call Maxwell Smart
- Read Dungeon Map
- Read one of the books
- Read something obscure and difficult
- Read The Affects of Industrialization on Agrarian Economies
- Read the book
- Read the disclaimer
- Ready my Trusty Sword of Ogre Bashing, then try my new spell
- Realize something
- Realize that you have developed a schizophrenic second personality
- Realize that you've got your very own Mini-Me.
- Really become the President of the United States
- Refuse to help
- Rehabilitation is not what you want
- Relieve your bowels
- Remain ignorant
- Remain Pacifist
- Remain unconscious for some time
- Remember the Key
- Renounce your swordly ways
- Rent the cell bars asunder!
- Replace it with a pound of hamburger.
- Resign yourself to your fate
- Resolve to stop tripping on Acid
- Respawn in respawn point 3
- Respond
- Respond dinnertime
- Respond in affirmative
- Rest easy
- Retire by the end of the month
- Retreat to your orbital hideout
- Retrieve the gold
- Right the wrongs of your space-people, and destroy the evil Space-Attila
- Roll doubles
- Rub him the wrong way
- Run Across the Road
- Run around in a purple thing
- run around in circles screaming
- Run away and find a powerful relic of darkness
- Run away and find an orange
- Run Away From Your Responsibilities!
- Run away in fear.
- Run Away!
- RUN FROM THE IMMINENT EXPLOSION
- Run in Great Fear
- Run into the street
- Run into the woods!
- Run like a constipated Weinerdog
- Run like crazy
- Run like the wind
- Run like you never ran before!
- Run out of money
- Run out of the entrance screaming like a lunatic
- Run screaming out of the shrine
- Run to a safe distance!
- Run up a wall
- Run up and accost that old lady
- Run!!!
- rusty Arabian-looking lamp! Touch it!
- RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
- Sacrifice Andy's corpse to the hispanic god
- Sacrifice the book as an offering to the Anime god
- Savagely beat the teenagers
- Save the bunny
- Save your own skin
- Say "I wish I was a terrifying, Neigh unstoppable, SUPER BEAST! BWAHAHAHA!"
- Say "I wish I was big."
- Say "I'd like to tell you about our new long distance plan guaranteed to save you money."
- Say "I'm selling these fine leather jackets."
- Say "Indeed I am high on error fumes."
- Say "There's no place like home!"
- Say Hello
- Say it again
- Say it again and again!
- Say, "Can I have another doughnut?"
- Say, "Despite all his acting, I don't think Vash was an idiot."
- Say, "FHQWHGADSHGNSDHJSDBKHSDABKFABKVEYBVF."
- Say, "First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster."
- Say, "Give me $3.74.5, I have donuts!"
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have $3.74.5!"
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have a gun!"
- Say, "Guns, lots of guns."
- Say, "Guybrush Threepwood? What a stupid name!"
- Say, "Hello."
- Say, "Hold on, I wasn't ready."
- Say, "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."
- Say, "I think you're forgetting the whole SeeDs incident."
- Say, "I want to be a soldier."
- Say, "I'll never join you!"
- Say, "I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion."
- Say, "I'm not about to let a choose-your-own-adventure game insult me!"
- Say, "Look here, this is a book!"
- Say, "Nah, I've done it loads of times."
- Say, "OGRAZOIDNASHOSHIWASUKINUKIMAKADOSHIKAWASAKIMASUTOSHILOSAKUSA."
- Say, "Okay, I'll help you!"
- Say, "ONOMATOPOEIA."
- Say, "Roses are red, violets are blue..."
- Say, "Sounds like Vash was in denial to me."
- Say, "Stop flicking semis at me."
- Say, "Take me to your leader!"
- Say, "There was a goth-chick named Daisy..."
- Say, "Uh, Nothing"
- Say, "Vash the Stampede never killed anyone."
- Say, "Vulture, vulture in the sky..."
- Say, "Woah."
- Scarf some Cheetos!
- Scratch your back
- scratch your head
- Scream "BARF!"
- Scream "COOL!"
- Scream "Mummy, I want you!"
- Scream "YIKES!"
- Scream and Flail your Arms
- Scream and gibber
- Scream incoherently and wiggle around a lot
- Scream like a little girl
- Scream really loudly and rock back and forth like you're having a seizure
- Screw money, just steal Anime.
- Search for Cheetos
- search for evil alien beings
- Search for something else to autopsy
- Search for the real Antispy
- Search its Body
- Search its remains
- Search the Bunker
- Search the parakeet, taking care to not find anything
- Search Your Belongings
- Search your pockets for Ketchup
- See a golden path with my newly awakened inner eye
- See if you can convince the teller to grant you a last request
- See whats at heaven
- Seek a way out
- Seek Answers Within
- Seek out something to kill
- Seek refuge in that nearby labyrinth
- Seek revenge
- sell it
- Sell Johnny to the pawnshop
- Sell the bottle on some kind of online auction!
- Sell the Nerd's Body tissues for anime money
- Sell the stuff to a pawnshop
- Sell the violin to George W. Bush
- Sell your kidneys to buy cybernetic eyes!
- Sell your liver to buy kidneys!
- Sell your mother
- Sell your soul to the highest bidder.
- Send wave after wave of your men
- Send your credit card details to the company that made the game.
- Set "Stop the pain" as your goal.
- Set "Watch TV" as your goal
- Set fire to the wood
- Set the fire hydrant on fire
- Shake up an informant
- Shatter the Bottle!
- shed the SUPERDARKLORD skin
- Shoot dat pig wit' yo' plat'num bullets.
- Shoot him with a sniper rifle
- Shoot the baby with a gun
- Shoot the Leader
- shout I have big boobs
- Shout, "They must of been Jordans"
- Show it off
- Show them a piece of paper and try to act important
- Shrug in an apathetic kind of way.
- Sing along with the king
- Sing rock songs
- sing the Barney Song
- sit down and admire the view
- Skip to OZ
- Slap her back
- Slap the Dragon
- Slap the waiter.
- Slap Werner Herzog across the face
- Slide down the spiral banister
- Smack him around some more
- Smack the monkey
- Smack the stripper
- Smash Bill in the Face
- Smash it with a book!
- Smash more stuff!!
- Smash the jelly making machine
- Smash the puppy garbage!
- Smash the scullery maid!
- Smash things!!
- Smash your own hole in the wall
- Smear the panda droppings on your face
- Smite the headmost wolf with thine sword!
- SNAP OUT OF IT!
- Sneak into Mount Redmond, find the Gates and kill this wannabe!
- Sneak out into the ceremony and disrupt it
- Sneak out through the hidden exit you built many years ago
- SockPoke him
- Something
- Spit on the pie
- spray andy with raspberry body spray
- squeeze them hard
- stamp on it!!!!!!!
- Stamp on the Dragon
- Stand in stunned surprise
- Stand there!
- Standeth and looketh at the pool for a whilst
- Start a cover band
- Start a fire
- Start a fire, brandish a knife, and have some goat-gyros
- Start a new fashion craze
- Start a vigorous exercise routine
- Start an anti-AOL blog
- Start arguing with the teller.
- Start eating more varied elements
- Start my own Dot Com Enterprise!
- Stay in the car and bleed to death
- Stay true to your gothy nature, and attend a moody poetry tournament
- Stay with the guards
- Stay with the zombie
- steal a 3 year old's tricycle
- Steal everything in the house
- Steal his Anime
- Steal that tank!
- Steal the House Itself
- Steal the officer's remote!
- Steal the show
- Steer Toward the Shore
- Step inside
- Step on the teleport pad
- Stop and reflect on recent events
- Stop eating gold, you freak
- Stop falling toward the pavement
- Stop falling!
- Stop playing and jump around whacking yourself with a frozen monkey
- Strike a match
- Strike another match
- Strike!
- Stuff brains back in ears with Q-tips™
- styrofoam cup of something that looks like tea, but isn't - quite. Touch it!
- suck my thumb and quiver
- Sue AOL
- Summon "Gorgotron, Destroyer Of Worlds"
- Summon "Kali, The Advanced Scientific Calculator"
- Summon a giant cheese monster. Oh, you'll see it get more complicated... Muahahahahaha!
- Summon a hamster
- summon a knife to cut the rope
- Summon a well-known pop-culture figure
- Summon an actual Elite Councilman.
- Summon an infernal blast of fire
- Summon another orange
- Summon CWhiteblade!
- Summon him a... how many times was that?
- Summon him again!
- Summon Johnny Wallbank
- Summon Johnny Wallbank again!
- Summon Johnny Wallbank and get him to use it
- Summon Johnny Wallbank in the Darkness
- Summon Johnny Wallbank so you can complain to him
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to distract the baby
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to fight Overon
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to fight the Tofu God
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to help
- Summon Johnny Wallbank yet again!
- Summon Samus Aran
- Summon Summoney MacSummonSummon
- Summon Trogdor
- Swallow the Master Sword
- Swells Up into a Tiny Midget???
- Swim to Shore. Like a Moron.
- Swim to the yacht
- Tackle the baby
- Take a bite out of the cheese
- Take a left
- Take a nap
- Take a stroll downtown
- Take a twig from a tree and use it for camouflage
- Take advantage of your X-ray vision
- Take Another Bite
- Take Care Of Ronny
- Take off your sock in a threatening manner
- Take Overon out on a date
- Take some fencing lessons
- Take the box and open it at Lars and Sadie
- Take the gauntlets.
- Take the money
- Take the monk.
- Take the package to the lady
- Take the route less traveled
- Take the scimitar.
- Take the sword and get out of there
- Take them to Pierre, the World Famous Fencer
- Take Your Date to the Final Dungeon
- Take your date to the Ritzy-o-Rama
- Take your date to the Satanic Church
- Taketh thineself to yonder circular pool and drinketh.
- Talk to a good soul that died before the arrival of the Messiah.
- Talk to the old man
- Talk to the soul of a child what died while still innocent
- talk to the voice in your head
- Taunt him and say haha!
- Taunt the Mafia Lackeys
- Team up with the rebels overthrowing the System
- Telefrag the Error
- Tell everybody that you will give them a piece of gold if they get out of line
- Tell them to buzz off!
- Tell your servants to clean up the mess.
- Terrorize a carrot
- Terrorize a small village
- Test it again to be sure
- Test your new powers out on the clerk
- Thank them
- That's a Shame
- The basement
- The complete Idiot's Guide to Being Psychic, by Some Complete Idiot
- The Double Deuce
- The love thingy
- this is fun lets keep on doing this
- Threaten the cultists with your new found awesome power
- Throw a crazy party on a flaming fire hydrant!
- Throw a grenade
- Throw a party
- Throw a Pokeball
- Throw a young boy at him
- Throw the Mafia type
- Throw them over the fence into your neighbor's yard
- Throw yourself off the cliff
- Time to start drinking!
- Titleofpage
- Toss a rock into the portal
- Toss some more rocks into the portal
- Toss the bag into the crowd of police
- Transcend The Need To Fight
- Tremble at the awesome might of the insult
- Trim his hair
- Try and Escape
- Try and stop him
- Try desperately to catch your runny brains in your hands
- Try going to Heaven
- Try my shiny new spell
- Try to eat the Tofu God
- Try to explain calmly and rationally to the Tofu God
- Try to find a Mirror
- Try to reason with Overon
- Try to remove the stuff
- Try to sell the regurgitated error at a shop.
- Turbo jump across the gap
- Turn and flee into the surrounding woods
- Turn around
- Turn around and face the mafia men
- Turn around and head back to town
- Turn the businessman into a red streak
- Twitch like a bug
- Ultima Key?
- Um... I'm attacking the darkness!
- Um... yes
- Unlock it's mystical secrets
- Unlock your full potential
- Unplug it
- Unplug the heart monitor and pretend you are dead
- Unsummon him just to piss him off!
- Unsummon him! QUICK!
- Urinate all over the greeting cards
- Use archaic and old-world methods to take care of your headache
- Use ethical meathods to obtain more anime
- Use everything at once
- Use highly revolutionary and experimental methods to take care of your headache
- Use modern methods to take care of your headache
- Use new tech "Spank" on it
- Use Special Tech: Runlikeamadman
- Use the dog and the gun to go on a riot
- Use the dog to get you a gun and ride it
- Use the Holy Hand Grenade!
- Use the HyperPoke AND oFish on the Tofu god
- use the money to buy your own food
- Use the Rocket Launcher
- Use unethical methods to obtain more anime
- Use your "Spot" ability to look for secrets
- Use your Big Plasma Cannon
- Use your Earthquake Generator
- Use your fortune to live it up
- Use your Jedi Mind Trick on Johnny
- Use your last Get out of Limbo Free card
- Use your newfound skillz to make dinner
- Use your Skills of an Artist to escape.
- Vacate the premises
- Viciously taunt Ronny
- Visit the Zone of Luggage
- Visit the Zone of Mateless Socks
- Wait in line forever
- Wait till all is yours
- Wait until the end of linear time
- Wait, it's just an error?
- wake up
- Wake up from the dream
- Walk Away
- Walk down the street, whistling
- Walk out the door
- Wander around Limbo
- Wander around Mêlée Island™ until you run into a pirate
- Wash the enormous amount of dried blood off your adventuring clothes.
- Wash your hands
- Watch 24
- Watch all the SpongeBob you can handle
- Watch some Anime.
- Watch the birdy! Smile at the birdy!
- Watch the totally sweet spectacle
- Well that was a bit mean spirited
- Well, FUUQ you!
- What does that mean? What does any of this mean?
- What in the world did that mean?
- What is Nethack?
- What the hell just happened here?
- What up poop-dog?
- What's all this about, anyway?
- Whats the experiment???
- Where's that wannabe?
- Whine to your cellmate.
- Whip out a straw
- Whip out your cell and dial Tank
- Whistle a happy tune
- Wield a weapon
- Wiggle around a lot and scream incoherently
- Wish that you made a better wish!
- woah!!!
- Wonder aloud what's so serious about a tank rampage
- Wonder idly why you're Barney.
- Wonder where you tossed it
- Wonder why a sandwich would have gold
- Wonder why the narration suddenly changed tense
- Write a dirty article to spite the error
- Write a letter to your mom
- Writing
- Yell at the clerk that stares at you funny
- Yell FIRE!
- Yell, "I DON'T CARE! DO THE UNSPEAKABLE!!"
- Yes it is too much
- Yes, exclamation marks are fun!
- Yes...Toppan is an odd fellow ain't he...
- You bite your own ear off
- You fart
- You have got to go to the bathroom
- You jump into the nearest TV and you are in Who framed Roger Rabbit
- You kick the soldiers butts
- You search the parakeet and find something
- You walk around the rug, so it wares out evenly along the edges
- Your brains
- ●NUKE them!