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Kill Space-Asians with your space-age laser sword
Your interstellar warship swoops from above. You activate your laser sword, and begin to kill Space-Asians in outer space. You kill the first two without any problem. Then you are confronted by a small ship that shoots green pellets in a straight line. Having burned many hours playing Xenon and Zero Wing (in space), you know your giant space-Hun warship stands no chance. Fortunately, the Eject button is within your reach. So are the buttons controlling your MegaLaser and HyperTorpedo attacks and the Self Destruct mechanism.
GAME OVER