Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of knives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
The original "Wow!" signal printout
An Overdue Medical Bill
A Phoenix Down
A Banana made of Antimatter
A Toilet
An origami dragon
A lock of Vladimir Lenin's Hair, with certificate of authenticity
A Tape Measure
A trunk made of Sapient Pearwood
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter

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