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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is slowly stealing stuff from you, you just know it.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A set of earplugs (with earwax)
A heptagonal stop sign
A jar of Aqua Regia
A portable hole
A Berenstein Bears DVD
A "danger radiation drop & run" cookie cutter
A nice heavy stone, completely worthless for skipping
An Al Gore Campaign Button
A Philosopher's Stone
A German nutcracker screaming for its missing lever
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