Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Plastic Bag full of Plastic Bags
My favorite piece of equipment... though I haven't used it in months
A copy of The Library of Babel (abridged)
An antique Wok
An Orb to Ponder
A Set of Ukulele Strings
A 4k Blu-Ray of The Chase (1994) starring Charlie Sheen
A toothpick-sized battering ram
A vial of castoreum
A chunk of Ruin Marble

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