Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is full of knives.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A multi-neck bass guitar
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
A cassette tape labeled "Kira Bollywood Recital"
A gimmicked set of juggler's dice
A Suspiciously Radioactive Manhole Cover
An incomplete printout listing all 9 billion names of god
A stale green fruit loop
A beehive
A palate of duck confit
The exact number of roads a man must walk down

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