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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that won't stop singing "I will Survive."
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A cherry blossom
A pink lawn flamingo
A Pipe Organ from St. Steven's Cathedral
A baby monitor lizard
A dress that is blue and black or white and gold depending on how you look at it
A Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
A cuckoo
A Hookshot
A Set of Ukulele Strings
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
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