Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has really bad gas.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A King's Quest hint guide
An Infinite Improbability Drive
A coloring book of flowers and anatomically correct hearts
An unlabeled Capsule Corp capsule
A perfectly whorled snail shell
An Iron Throne made from many swords hammered together
A slice of the trunk of Prometheus, the formerly oldest living organism
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for
A scale model of that cool mall fountain from 1988
A "Mr. Meat" bagel sandwich from the Bagel Street Deli in Athens, Ohio

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