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Level 8
Come on, now. If every page in error led to 3 unique choices Level 8 alone would be populated by 2,187 pages. That's more pages than all of Error. If a reader manages to get to level 8, great. Reward them with a unique and satisfying ending, or direct them toward a good Choice Nexus or three. I don't think it's beneficial for Error to go much deeper than 8. I'm sure there are story branches that go farther, but they should be tagged as "DEEP" or relocated to a shallower level. I want Error to be wide and circular, with as few long deep branches as possible.
Current number of Level 8: 150
- "A Dark And Stormy Night"
- "Beanie Baby!?
- "Economics Textbook!"
- "Justin Timberlake CD!?
- Answer It
- Answer No
- Apologize
- Around the world
- Ask him about his evil plans
- Ask Johnny Wallbank if he can help
- Ask what a Gambeson is
- Attack the Djinn with all your spells!
- Attempt to die and respawn somewhere else
- Attempt to negotiate with Gorgotron
- Attempt to steal the gold
- Become a Vegetarian
- Begin to Cluck and Peck at the Ground
- Behind the back
- Break some heads!
- But not by you
- Cast a lit match on it
- Cast Mordenkainen's Disjunction on it
- Cast oDispel on it
- Cast â—‹Barrier
- Catch it in a bottle anyway!
- Chat with Brenda
- Chat with Robert
- Chat with Stephanie
- Click here
- Continue talking to yourself in a insane manner
- Continue to watch out of morbid fascination
- Curl into a fetal ball and wait for death
- Decide it's in your best interest to name it Wilson
- Destroy the world
- Devote your life to finding out the name of the NES game
- Do an ancient spell to turn you into the Devil
- Don't pay, just run!
- Dream of a White Rabbit
- Eat everyone
- Eat it for supper
- Eat the Owner
- Escape from jail
- Everybody dies
- Examine the jar of almonds and the boldly labeled E
- Fall in love with a cliff
- Fall on the cliff
- Fight Werner Herzog
- Find something cool to do
- Find the nearest keyhole and STICK THE KEY IN IT!!!
- Fire your new weapon into the cultist errors
- Get all the worlds treasures in one place
- Get noticed
- Get out of the way of that car fool!
- Give it a hug
- Give the hated third party a moment to flee
- Give them an idea
- Give up
- Give up and go to the Emerald City
- Gladly give your land and women to Gorgotron
- Go in the kitchen
- Go kill some people
- Go put yourself in danger
- Go rebel against authority
- Go urban spelunking instead
- Hang Out With The "Cool" Fish
- Have the guards behead the impartial third party
- Have the smarty-pants servant beheaded
- Head for the Battlements
- Hide from the pepperonis
- Hunt down whoever bought the last copies of anime
- HyperPoke the both of them!!!
- Keep dancing! Everyone loves the dancing!
- Keep on vacating
- Kill Space-Asians with your space-age laser sword
- Kill the damn hippies!
- Light it Up!
- Live a healthy and ordinary life
- Look up in wonder at the sky
- Make a sandwich
- Milk a tiny cow
- More hell
- No, wait, Zero! I'm SERIOUS!
- Nothing
- Offer to sell him a fine leather jacket
- Opt to become a cyborg
- Panic and implode yourself into a singularity
- Pay the Doctor With a Year of Indentured Service
- Pay the doctor with the bag full of pumped chewed up gold
- Pick up a Dodge Ram 3500 Pickup Truck
- Pretend that you are a piece of cheese
- Protect your land and women from Gorgotron
- Pull out giant lizard tazer 3005
- Realize that you have developed a schizophrenic second personality
- Really become the President of the United States
- Retreat to your orbital hideout
- Right the wrongs of your space-people, and destroy the evil Space-Attila
- run around in circles screaming
- Run in Great Fear
- Run out of the entrance screaming like a lunatic
- Run up and accost that old lady
- RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
- Say it again and again!
- Say, "Despite all his acting, I don't think Vash was an idiot."
- Say, "First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster."
- Say, "Guybrush Threepwood? What a stupid name!"
- Say, "Hello."
- Say, "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."
- Say, "I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion."
- Search for something else to autopsy
- Search for the real Antispy
- See if you can convince the teller to grant you a last request
- Send wave after wave of your men
- Shout, "They must of been Jordans"
- Smash Bill in the Face
- Smash it with a book!
- Smear the panda droppings on your face
- SockPoke him
- stamp on it!!!!!!!
- Stamp on the Dragon
- Start arguing with the teller.
- Stay in the car and bleed to death
- Stay true to your gothy nature, and attend a moody poetry tournament
- Step on the teleport pad
- Summon a hamster
- Summon a well-known pop-culture figure
- Summon an infernal blast of fire
- Summon him a... how many times was that?
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to distract the baby
- Talk to a good soul that died before the arrival of the Messiah.
- Talk to the soul of a child what died while still innocent
- Terrorize a carrot
- Terrorize a small village
- Test it again to be sure
- The basement
- The Double Deuce
- this is fun lets keep on doing this
- Threaten the cultists with your new found awesome power
- Throw a grenade
- Throw a Pokeball
- Throw yourself off the cliff
- Toss a rock into the portal
- Toss the bag into the crowd of police
- Tremble at the awesome might of the insult
- Try to explain calmly and rationally to the Tofu God
- Use the dog and the gun to go on a riot
- Use the HyperPoke AND oFish on the Tofu god
- Use your last Get out of Limbo Free card
- Walk Away
- Wiggle around a lot and scream incoherently
- You fart