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"Hey doc," you say, "I'm a bit short on cash. Would it be alright if I paid with one year of indentured service?"

  "What do I look like," the doctor angrily shouts, "Some kind of wealthy Englishman on a boat to Britain’s colonies?  If you can’t pay with money right now, lie down on the operating table and I’ll let you pay with your left kidney."

  "But I need my left kidney to separate harmful substances from my bloodstream!" you angrily protest.

  "Fine, Fine," the evil doctor angrily grunts as he pulls a sharp looking scalpel out of his doctor coat.  "Your right kidney then.  You might feel some slight discomfort, if you’re lucky."

  "What if I’m unlucky?" you timidly ask.

  "Then you’ll feel horrible blinding pain.  Just like all the other poor fools I let pay with their kidneys."  He then looks at you as though he’s waiting for a response.  Now could be your chance to escape this terrible kidney thief!  Or not.

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