Pay the Doctor With a Year of Indentured Service.

"Hey doc," you say, "I'm a bit short on cash. Would it be alright if I paid with one year of indentured service?"

  "What do I look like," the doctor angrily shouts, "Some kind of wealthy Englishman on a boat to Britain�s colonies?  If you can�t pay with money right now, lie down on the operating table and I�ll let you pay with your left kidney."

  "But I need my left kidney to separate harmful substances from my bloodstream!" you angrily protest.

  "Fine, Fine," the evil doctor angrily grunts as he pulls a sharp looking scalpel out of his doctor coat.  "Your right kidney then.  You might feel some slight discomfort, if you�re lucky."

  "What if I�m unlucky?" you timidly ask.

  "Then you�ll feel horrible blinding pain.  Just like all the other poor fools I let pay with their kidneys."  He then looks at you as though he�s waiting for a response.  Now could be your chance to escape this terrible kidney thief!  Or not.

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