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Retreat to your orbital hideout
Thankfully you always keep an emergency rocket to escape the earth, so you leave your mountain hideout behind and fly up, up into the embracing hug of hard vacuum.
You dock with your orbital space station and activate its defenses. It is far more secure than your frumpy mountain and has countless defense sattelites that will instantly destroy any matter that comes within range with its amazing Star Wars technology.
You are surprised and confused, however, when mafia Astro-ninjas infiltrate your station and the only way to eliminate them was to retreat to the command center and open all the airlocks, blasting them out into space, where the defense lasers could then pick them off.
Is there nowhere safe?