Throw yourself off the cliff

Feeling that you have nothing left to live for, you throw yourself off the steep cliff. You fall for a while, and brace yourself for impact, with the cold hard ground.

However, the impact with the cold hard ground never comes. Instead your fast falling brings you towards a farm nestled at the bottom of the steep cliff face. As you approach the ground time seems to slow, as it often does when you approach death. There is a small cottage, with a thatched roof and smoke rising from the chimney merrily. There's a barn, built of sturdy but salvaged wood giving it a deceptively tumbledown appearance. A tractor is parked next to the barn and you manage to notice that the words "Enchanted Tractor of Love" are painted onto the metal shell of the tractor.

"How strange," you think.

Time returns to normal. Your massive SUPERDARKLORD body slams directly into the Enchanted Tractor of Love, ripping it in half like it was made of tinfoil. It does nothing to cushion your fall, so you slam into the packed earth of the farmyard with the force of a small bomb. Dirt flies everywhere. Several large stones smash a hole in the sturdy barn. The force of your impact thunders off the cliff face and echoes across the valley.

A cow moos pointedly.

You lay in the crater until you hear the careful footsteps of the approaching farmer.

"Uh," he says, "Hello there."

"GOOD EVENING" you say in your SUPERDARKLORD voice. Did I mention you have a SUPERDARKLORD voice?

"Are you my tractor?" the farmer asks, timidly. This is a strange question, so you give it a solid think.

"NO," you say, "BUT I CAN SEE HOW YOU MIGHT THINK THAT. AFTER ALL, I AM LAYING IN A CRATER EXACTLY WHERE YOUR TRACTOR WAS, AND ANY EVIDENCE OF YOUR TRACTOR HAS BEEN REDUCED TO TINY METAL FLAKES BY MY INCREDIBLE FORCE."

"Oh," says the farmer, "That's disappointing. I loved that tractor."

"I KNOW," you say, "AND THAT TRACTOR LOVED YOU TOO, IN ITS OWN WAY."

The farmer shyly scratched at the ground with his boot. "Listen," he says, "You're one of them SUPERDARKLORDS aren't you?"

"I SURE AM," you say.

"And you annihilated my tractor," said the farmer.

"I SURE DID," you agree. You climb to your feet. Even in the deep crater, you are still significantly taller than the farmer.

"Is it too much to ask for," the farmer shrinks visibly, "some compensation?"

"YOU WANT ME TO PLOW YOUR FIELDS?" you guess.

"No, not as such," says the farmer. He explains what he needs from you. It's a small favor, so you agree.

Soon, you are at a nearby supermarket. Your grocery list demands that you obtain apples, cheese and orange juice. Which should you obtain first?