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RUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
You hoof it out of town as fast as you can. Unfortunately, Reds mob happens to consist of the entire Beatgarian space fleet. With that, you are fried to a crunchy little pile of burnt ashes. You respawn into the bridge of the biggest ship of the fleet, directly behind the Emperor Beat himself.