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If fairies were good for anything other reviving people, then we wouldn’t stuff them in bottles for revival purposes. You grab the fairy and cram it into a bottle. It’s mouth moves without sound as it’s angry screams are muffled by the glass. You smile the happy smile of one who has just imprisoned a would be helper inside of a tiny glass prison, and continue to await execution.

  The date of your execution arrives, and you are marched out to face the firing squad.  The seconds seem like hours as the people with guns march out in front of you.  Then time seems to go all to fast as the cry of "Fire" slices through the air like a knife chopping off a Yummy Rolly-Polly Fish head.  Then the shooters blow you away.

  Fortunately, you still had your fairy in a bottle.  As you breath your would be last breath, the fairy, flies around you, bringing you back to life and swearing at you bitterly.  You rise from the ground, all 15 heart containers refilled, and turn to face the shocked shooters.  Now all you have to do is get out of this place without getting blown away!  Easier said then done, trust me.

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