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Ending
These articles are tagged as endings. This is probably just limited to 404, but everything comes to an end eventually...
- "Beanie Baby!?
- "Economics Textbook!"
- "Go back to the Shadow!"
- "Justin Timberlake CD!?
- 'Rabamamha Matta, utter a catchphrase!'
- Accept his offer
- Agree to his terms
- Allow yourself to be messily devoured
- And You Thought That the One Ton Tortoises Were Not That Fast Either
- Answer and Fire a Gun Down the Line
- Answer No
- Around the world
- Ask him about his evil plans
- Ask someone nearby just WTF "upand" is, and if arriving there has anything to do you attempt to "trie" to sell a sword
- Ask the scullery maid about the compacted puppy garbage
- Ask them for donuts!
- Ask to be made into "The One"
- Ask to be reincarnated as a coconut creme pie
- At Al's School of Sticking Pointy Things Into Things That Scream and Bleed
- At Mafia HQ
- Attack Emperor Beat!
- Attack Overon!
- Attack the pepperonis with your sword
- Attempt to act upon this thought regardless of it's perceived difficulty.
- Attempt to die and respawn somewhere else
- Attempt to read "Kyoto Protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change"
- Attempt to stand up, passing the sword through your entire body
- Attempt to steal the gold
- Bake a cake
- Beat it out of him
- Become a doctor
- Become a Vegetarian
- Become the pie's friend
- Befriend the grandson and watch the Anime that way
- Behind the back
- But you want revenge
- But not by you
- Cast "Light."
- Cast oFish on the Evil Doctor
- Cast oReflec
- Cast Zombie
- Cast â—‹Fish on the demolition derby
- Catch it in a bottle anyway!
- Challenge the teller to a beatbox contest!
- Chase one of them into the tar pits
- Chat for a while, then ask if you can buy the Anime from them
- Chat with Brenda
- Chat with Robert
- Chat with Stephanie
- Check out the Message Board
- Choose "Pacific Ocean"
- Click here
- Climb back up
- Close the Browser
- Come Back
- Come up with a clever plan
- Consult the Manual
- Continue falling
- Continue talking to yourself in a insane manner
- Continue waiting
- Crumble into a pile of ash as per Cartoon Physics
- Dance in the elevator
- De-interlace it
- Decide that donuts are bad for you.
- Decide to spend the last few moments of your life with a Nutritional Expert
- Defend the honor of Anime
- Destroy the Earth
- Destroy the world
- Devote your life to finding out the name of the NES game
- Dive through the door
- Do not, under any circumstances, name it Wilson
- Do the chicken dance!
- Do the Hokey Cokey
- Don't do anything. Just go get drunk
- Don't do it
- Don't eat the candy
- Dump water on Hal
- Eat a Dead Monkey
- Eat all pepperonis in sight
- Eat everyone
- Eat him
- Eat the candy
- Eat the carrot
- Eat the gold again
- Eat the rhino
- Eat their brains
- Eat... more... GOLD!
- Everybody dies
- Examine the jar of almonds and the boldly labeled E
- Except what???
- Express aloud your disappointment with yourself
- Fall
- Fall in love with a cliff
- fall in love with Dani Minogue
- Feed the candy to Gorgotron
- Fetch Johnny's brain medicine
- Fight them Furbys!
- Find a guy who kills people whenever someone washes windows
- Find evil to vanquish!
- Find out what Mordenkainen's Disjunction is
- Find some other impossible things you can do!
- Flee from the cannibals
- Flush it down
- Follow a voice
- Follow That Bunny
- Follow the logic to its conclusion
- For your second wish, ask for a bottomless bag to put all of your anime belongings in
- Get a job
- get a pet monkey
- Get a real job.
- Get out of the way of that car fool!
- Get some bacon
- Give Andy a Hug
- Give the hated third party a moment to flee
- Give up
- Gladly give your land and women to Gorgotron
- Go away
- Go back home
- Go back through the door
- Go in the kitchen
- Go next door and get a burger
- Go out drinking
- Go see a doctor
- Go through the window
- Go to a burger bar
- Hang Out With The "Cool" Fish
- Have the guards behead the impartial third party
- Have your leg attended to
- Help the robber
- Hide!
- Highlight the word "the" through-out the entire book
- Hold the twig out and spin round
- HyperPoke the both of them!!!
- HyperPoke the Evil Doctor
- I wake up
- I'd like to, but things are happening
- If it worked for Britney and Madonna...
- Investigate the smoke detector on the ceiling
- Issue an ultimatum
- Jennifer Government by Max Barry
- Jump and Down like a MONKEY!!!
- Jump in the portal
- Keep contemplating
- Keep on vacating
- Keep smashing stuff!
- Kick him in the gonads
- Kill the damn hippies!
- Kill the dude with the bow
- Kill your reflection
- Leap off the boulder into uncertain doom
- Leap onto the pad while screaming "Frosty Monkeys!"
- Leave
- Leave it alone
- Leave the phone off the hook
- LIMBO!!!!
- look up "sex"
- Look up in wonder at the sky
- Make a door out of here
- More hell
- Mutter quitely, and scatter away to seek revenge at another day
- NO there is no place safe
- No, wait, Zero! I'm SERIOUS!
- Nothing
- Offer the boarding troops some tea
- Offer to sell him a fine leather jacket
- open the valves
- Or something
- Order pizza
- Order them to dance
- Order them to kill Ronny
- Panic and implode yourself into a singularity
- Pick an apple
- Ponder the term pome
- Press onwards
- Press the 'Start' Button
- Press the Back Button
- Press the Refresh Button
- Pretend to be a Tree
- Pull out the ATOMITIZER 30000
- Pull out your laptop and see if you can get your bearings
- Pull out your sword and begin thwacking
- Put on sunscreen
- Put the glass in your backpack.
- Read the disclaimer
- Ready my Trusty Sword of Ogre Bashing, then try my new spell
- Realize something
- Realize that you have developed a schizophrenic second personality
- Really become the President of the United States
- Refuse to help
- Remain Pacifist
- Remember the Key
- Resolve to stop tripping on Acid
- Respond dinnertime
- Run Across the Road
- Run into the street
- Run like crazy
- Run like you never ran before!
- Run out of money
- Run out of the entrance screaming like a lunatic
- Run screaming out of the shrine
- Run to a safe distance!
- Save your own skin
- Say "I'd like to tell you about our new long distance plan guaranteed to save you money."
- Say "I'm selling these fine leather jackets."
- Say "There's no place like home!"
- Say it again and again!
- Say, "First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster."
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have $3.74.5!"
- Say, "Give me donuts, I have a gun!"
- Say, "Hold on, I wasn't ready."
- Say, "I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose."
- Say, "I think you're forgetting the whole SeeDs incident."
- Say, "I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion."
- Say, "I'm not about to let a choose-your-own-adventure game insult me!"
- Say, "Roses are red, violets are blue..."
- Say, "There was a goth-chick named Daisy..."
- Say, "Uh, Nothing"
- Say, "Vulture, vulture in the sky..."
- Search for something else to autopsy
- Search your pockets for Ketchup
- Seek a way out
- Send wave after wave of your men
- Send your credit card details to the company that made the game.
- Set fire to the wood
- Set the fire hydrant on fire
- Shoot dat pig wit' yo' plat'num bullets.
- Sing rock songs
- Skip to OZ
- Smear the panda droppings on your face
- Smite the headmost wolf with thine sword!
- SockPoke him
- stamp on it!!!!!!!
- Stand there!
- Start a fire
- Start eating more varied elements
- Stay with the guards
- Steal the show
- Step inside
- Step on the teleport pad
- Stop and reflect on recent events
- Stop playing and jump around whacking yourself with a frozen monkey
- Summon "Gorgotron, Destroyer Of Worlds"
- Summon "Kali, The Advanced Scientific Calculator"
- Summon a hamster
- Summon an infernal blast of fire
- Summon him a... how many times was that?
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to distract the baby
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to help
- Summon Trogdor, the Burninator
- Swim to the yacht
- Take a bite out of the cheese
- Take advantage of your X-ray vision
- Take the box and open it at Lars and Sadie
- Take the monk.
- Take the package to the lady
- Take the scimitar.
- Talk to the soul of a child what died while still innocent
- Tell them to buzz off!
- Thank them
- The complete Idiot's Guide to Being Psychic, by Some Complete Idiot
- The love thingy
- this is fun lets keep on doing this
- Threaten the cultists with your new found awesome power
- Throw a Crazy Party
- Throw a crazy party on a flaming fire hydrant!
- Throw a grenade
- Throw the Mafia type
- Time to start drinking!
- Toss some more rocks into the portal
- Try and stop him
- Try going to Heaven
- Try to reason with Overon
- Turn the businessman into a red streak
- Twitch like a bug
- Um... I'm attacking the darkness!
- Unsummon him just to piss him off!
- Unsummon him! QUICK!
- Use modern methods to take care of your headache
- Use your Big Plasma Cannon
- Use your fortune to live it up
- Use your newfound skillz to make dinner
- Use your Skills of an Artist to escape.
- Wait till all is yours
- Wake up from the dream
- Walk Away
- Watch 24
- What in the world did that mean?
- Wish that you made a better wish!
- woah!!!
- Yes, exclamation marks are fun!
- Yes...Toppan is an odd fellow ain't he...
- You bite your own ear off
- You fart
- You have got to go to the bathroom