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Decide to spend the last few moments of your life with a Nutritional Expert
"...and that's why you shouldn't eat strange gigantic lizards." She concludes, wrapping up your whirlwind tour of the multifarious aspects of proper eating.
"Thank you, nutritional expert," you wheeze from your dying lips, "I have but one last request for you." You motion her to come closer. She puts her ear to your mouth and you breathe your final wish.
She slaps you. "Lizard poisoned or not, I won't condescend myself to that level!" she shouts before stomping off.
Oh well, it was worth a shot.
GAME OVER