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Deep
- "No, That's Not Right!"
- 'Rabamamha Matta, utter a catchphrase!'
- 1984 by George Orwell
- A knight walking the forest in shining armor
- Accept his offer
- Allow yourself to be messily devoured
- Answer It Again
- Apples
- Ask For a Billion Wishes
- Ask For a Bowl of Soup
- Ask for a random object
- Ask for ALL of the Anime in the Entire Universe
- Ask Luke what had happened
- Attack that error
- Attempt to act upon this thought regardless of it's perceived difficulty.
- Attempt to obtain a Machine Body
- Attempt to read "Kyoto Protocol to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change"
- Attend a Gold Eater's Anonymous meeting
- Be quick and sneaky
- Become a ghost and go on a strange magical adventure
- Befriend the grandson and watch the Anime that way
- Blow their head up
- Build a floating fortress of evil to inspire terror in the rest of the world.
- Burn that leprechaun that smells bad
- Burninate the dude with the sword
- Burninate the peasants
- Buy your own private island
- Call the Mexican guy
- Cannibalize Everyone
- Capture the Angel in a bottle
- Cast "Light."
- Cast a Spell on the Cyborg Doctor
- Cast oFish on the Evil Doctor
- Cast oFish on the Hulk
- Cast oReflec
- Cast Zombie
- Cast ○Fish on the Cyborg Doctor
- Casteth a spell
- Cause a headache
- Chat for a while, then ask if you can buy the Anime from them
- Clean your plate
- Click your heels together and say "There's no place like home."
- Come Back
- Continue your gold-eating downward spiral
- Converse with Johnny
- Convince the man that Anime is inappropriate for a grandson
- Crumble into a pile of ash as per Cartoon Physics
- Cry for all the people
- DANCE I SAY! DANCE!
- Decide to end Samsara by breaking the Dharmic Wheel
- Decide to spend the last few moments of your life with a Nutritional Expert
- Defend against the Cyborg Doctor!
- Defend the honor of Anime
- Destroy the Earth
- Discover a loophole in the laws
- Dive downwards
- Dive through the door
- Do it anyway
- Do not, under any circumstances, name it Wilson
- Do that other thing
- Do the "American Pie" thing to the pie
- Do the chicken dance!
- Do the Hokey Cokey
- Do things that squirrels commonly do
- Don a blue jumpsuit and fight the good fight
- Don't do it
- Don't eat the candy
- Drag the carcass into the streets and hide the evidence
- Dude... did you already forget the wolves?
- Dump the soup down your shirt
- Eat a Dead Monkey
- Eat a monkey
- Eat all pepperonis in sight
- Eat him
- Eat pie
- Eat some berries
- Eat some fast food
- Eat the candy
- Eat the carrot
- Eat the cow
- Eat the gold again
- Except what???
- Express aloud your disappointment with yourself
- Fair? I'm evil, am I?
- fall in love with Dani Minogue
- Fall some more...
- Feed the candy to Gorgotron
- Fight them Furbys!
- Find a guy who kills people whenever someone washes windows
- Find evil to vanquish!
- Find out what Mordenkainen's Disjunction is
- Find some other impossible things you can do!
- Flee from the cannibals
- Flirt with Samus Aran
- Flush it down
- Fly to Mount Redmond on Moon 95!
- Focus your last thoughts on the most profound thing you can think of
- Follow the logic to its conclusion
- For your second wish, ask for a bottomless bag to put all of your anime belongings in
- Forever lasting cheese!
- Free the Antispy
- Get a job
- Get a real job.
- Get Gorgotron to fight Overon
- Get some bacon
- Give up and pass out
- Go away
- Go back home
- Go for the last one
- Go haunt an abandoned amusement park
- Go Ocelot Hunting
- Go on a rampage
- Go out drinking
- Go to a burger bar
- Go to a hospital
- Go to Australia
- Go to his office
- Go to the Big Donut shop
- Grab the Mallet and smash stuff!
- Grill it with a bit of BBQ
- Grow another arm
- HACK THE RAFT!!!
- Hang around
- Have a little look around
- Have your leg attended to
- Help the robber
- Highlight the word "the" through-out the entire book
- Hit the emergency button!
- Hold a big banquet
- Hold the twig out and spin round
- How?
- HyperPoke the Evil Doctor
- HYPERPOKE!!!!!
- I don't trust this thing
- I wake up
- I wanna cast Magic Missile
- I'd like to, but things are happening
- Ignore all suspicions and go in
- Issue an ultimatum
- ITS TEH EMARALD CITAH!
- Jelly
- Jennifer Government by Max Barry
- Jump across the canyon!
- Jump in the portal
- Jump into the wormhole
- Jump out the window
- Keep falling...
- Keep smashing stuff!
- Kill all the aliens except that one that looks like your aunt
- Kill another zombie
- Kill that man called Joe
- Kill the dude with the bow
- Kill them with your SUPER SAMURAI SWORD
- Kill your reflection
- Lay Motionless for a long time
- Learn "Summon Ogre"
- Leave
- Leave it alone
- leave Luke to starve here and return to Earth
- Leave the phone off the hook
- Listen to the CD
- Look out the window
- Loot the body, of course
- Lose your temper
- Make a door out of here
- Make a flying noise and hope it will get you across
- Make more errors intentionally to spite the world.
- Meekly submit to an execution order
- Mint the gold back into coins
- NO there is no place safe
- NO WAIT ZERO I'M SERIOUS!
- Obey the Angel
- Obey the Demon
- Ocelots!!!!!!!!
- Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
- open the valves
- Or something
- Order pizza
- Order them to dance
- Order them to kill Ronny
- Party!
- Perform first-aid
- Pick up that shiny new donkey and ride around screaming "I'm a green monkey"
- Ponder the term pome
- Press on even further
- Press on some more
- Press on. Like an Idiot.
- Press onwards
- press start
- Press the 'Start' Button
- Pretend to be a Tree
- Pull out your laptop and see if you can get your bearings
- Pull out your sword and begin thwacking
- Pull yourself together, man!
- Put him in a bag and beat him against the nearby trees.
- Put on sunscreen
- RALPH NADER!!!!!!!
- Read something obscure and difficult
- Read the disclaimer
- Ready my Trusty Sword of Ogre Bashing, then try my new spell
- Realize something
- Realize that you've got your very own Mini-Me.
- Refuse to help
- Relieve your bowels
- Renounce your swordly ways
- Resolve to stop tripping on Acid
- Respond dinnertime
- Retrieve the gold
- Rub him the wrong way
- Run Across the Road
- RUN FROM THE IMMINENT EXPLOSION
- Run into the woods!
- Run like the wind
- Run like you never ran before!
- Sacrifice the book as an offering to the Anime god
- Save your own skin
- Say "I'd like to tell you about our new long distance plan guaranteed to save you money."
- Say "I'm selling these fine leather jackets."
- Say "Indeed I am high on error fumes."
- Say, "I think you're forgetting the whole SeeDs incident."
- Say, "I'm not about to let a choose-your-own-adventure game insult me!"
- Say, "Look here, this is a book!"
- Say, "Nah, I've done it loads of times."
- Say, "Roses are red, violets are blue..."
- Say, "Stop flicking semis at me."
- Say, "There was a goth-chick named Daisy..."
- Say, "Uh, Nothing"
- Say, "Vulture, vulture in the sky..."
- Say, "Woah."
- Scarf some Cheetos!
- Search for Cheetos
- Search Your Belongings
- Search your pockets for Ketchup
- Set fire to the wood
- Set the fire hydrant on fire
- Shoot dat pig wit' yo' plat'num bullets.
- Show it off
- Shrug in an apathetic kind of way.
- Sing rock songs
- Smash more stuff!!
- Smash the jelly making machine
- Smash things!!
- Smite the headmost wolf with thine sword!
- Sneak into Mount Redmond, find the Gates and kill this wannabe!
- Spit on the pie
- Stand there!
- Standeth and looketh at the pool for a whilst
- Start eating more varied elements
- Stay with the guards
- Stay with the zombie
- steal a 3 year old's tricycle
- Steal the show
- Steer Toward the Shore
- Step inside
- Stop and reflect on recent events
- Stop eating gold, you freak
- Stop falling toward the pavement
- Stop falling!
- Strike a match
- Strike another match
- Strike!
- Strive through the desert looking for life and water
- Summon Johnny Wallbank in the Darkness
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to help
- Summon Samus Aran
- Swells Up into a Tiny Midget???
- Swim to Shore. Like a Moron.
- Swim to the yacht
- Take a bite out of the cheese
- Take a nap
- Take a twig from a tree and use it for camouflage
- Take advantage of your X-ray vision
- Take the box and open it at Lars and Sadie
- Take the package to the lady
- Take the sword and get out of there
- Taketh thineself to yonder circular pool and drinketh.
- Talk to the old man
- talk to the voice in your head
- Tell them to buzz off!
- Test your new powers out on the clerk
- Thank them
- That's a Shame
- The complete Idiot's Guide to Being Psychic, by Some Complete Idiot
- The love thingy
- Throw a Crazy Party
- Throw a crazy party on a flaming fire hydrant!
- Time to start drinking!
- Toss some more rocks into the portal
- Try and stop him
- Try my shiny new spell
- Try to reason with Overon
- Turbo jump across the gap
- Turn the businessman into a red streak
- Um... I'm attacking the darkness!
- Unplug it
- Use archaic and old-world methods to take care of your headache
- Use everything at once
- Use highly revolutionary and experimental methods to take care of your headache
- Use modern methods to take care of your headache
- Use the Holy Hand Grenade!
- Use your "Spot" ability to look for secrets
- Wait till all is yours
- Wake up from the dream
- Watch the totally sweet spectacle
- What in the world did that mean?
- What's all this about, anyway?
- Whats the experiment???
- Where's that wannabe?
- Whine to your cellmate.
- Whistle a happy tune
- Wish that you made a better wish!
- woah!!!
- Write a dirty article to spite the error
- Yes, exclamation marks are fun!
- ●NUKE them!