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That Angel looks a lot like a fairy, and everybody knows that if you stick a fairy in a bottle, and then die, it will bring you back to life. You quickly grab the Angel and jam it into a bottle. As an afterthought, you also stick the demon into a bottle. Maybe you can sell it or something.

  Suddenly you feel a presence behind you.  You look over your shoulder and see the Cannibal Fat People Cult Leader (Hereafter referred to CFPCL) standing right behind you!  "Excuse me sir," He says with his horrible belly-mouth, "but you are aware that trapping spiritual entities in bottles for revival or profit is outlawed by the 1972 spiritual entity rights act?"

  He’s onto you!  What if he goes to the police?  He must not be allowed to live!  With a savage roar of "You must die!" you spin around, casting oFish as you turn.  Then as the CFPCL is blasted backwards by a storm of yummy fish, you leap towards him with blinding speed, preparing an ultra devastating HyperPoke as you fly towards your foe.

  Needless to say, the poor CFPCL never had a chance.  The HyperPoke removes him neatly from this plane of existence, and the former gold eaters he was going to feed to his cultists fall to the ground, mostly unharmed.  The former gold eaters lift you up on their shoulders proclaiming you the greatest hero who ever lived!  They wisely neglect to mention anything about your spiritual entities in bottles.

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