Use the Holy Hand Grenade!

You fish around in your robes, trying to find your bandolier of novelty hand grenades. Your hand closes over a familiar jewel-encrusted sphere and you raise the Holy Hand Grenade high above your head.

The Pikachu take a step back, wary of this new threat. Pikachu are not particularly religious, so they probably don't recognize it. They probably would have done the same thing if you dramatically brandished a rock. It's the next part that's important.

"O Lord," you shout, "bless this, Thy hand grenade!" A prominent ruby on the grenade glows red and it begins to hum.

"That with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits," you continue, "in Thy mercy." The ruby begins to flash red.

Without further ado, you toss the grenade into the crowd of Pikachu. "Amen." you say, and the grenade explodes with a brilliant flash of light.

Holy Hand Grenades may be rare, but they're extremely useful when fighting large groups in enclosed spaces, because the holy explosion only damages the Lord's enemies and leaves you untouched.

The Pikachu, as promised, are reduced to tiny bits. You turn and head back up to the Cheeto Chest, hoping that not too many bits landed among its cheezy goodness.

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