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Use the Holy Hand Grenade!
Thou doth verily pulleth out the Holy Hand Grenade, pulleth out yonder pin, and counteth unto the number of three. Four thou doth not count, nor doth thou count two except insofar as thou doth follow it shortly thereafter by three. Upon the count of three, thou doth throweth the Holy Hand Grenade into yonder Pokemon. My word but that art a large explosion. The Pokemon verily hath exploderated unto themselves and gone boom. How lovely. Now there are little Pikachu parts all over the hallway. Who's going to clean all this up? You resume eating the Cheetos that you were so rudely interrupted in eating. Mmmmmmmm. Dangerously cheesy.
GAME OVER