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- "No, That's Not Right!"
- "Nobody understands me! I hate you! I'm going to become a goth and write moody poetry and get body piercings and stuff!"
- 1984 by George Orwell
- A small baby
- Acquire a Whoopee Cushion
- Act like an idiot
- Actually Go To the Bathroom
- Answer It Again
- Apples
- Apply for Basketball
- Argue That You Can't Be Held Responsible For Things Like That
- Ask an Impartial Third Party What They Would Do
- Ask For a Bowl of Soup
- Ask him to do something... UNSPEAKABLE
- Ask if they want some fish
- Ask Luke what had happened
- Ask somebody who this "Big Brother" is
- Ask the bank teller if he is, in fact, Justin Timberlake
- Ask the Goblin King for a favor
- Ask to see its pot of gold
- At the local chapter of PETA
- Attack and Dethrone God
- Attack it
- Attack Megaroth with your sword
- Attack the Alien
- Attack the Megaroth with the Master Sword
- Attack the mother!
- Attack the nerd with your sword
- Attack the Ocelot!
- Attempt to bottle the smell of your socks and sell that?
- Attempt to buy a used vinyl record from the booth that sells used vinyl records
- Attempt to buy a weapon from the booth that sells swords
- Attempt to obtain a Machine Body
- Attempt to sell the contents of your "chicken bucket"
- Attempt to sell your roommate.
- Attempt to Stop Him
- Attend a Gold Eater's Anonymous meeting
- Awwww, it's a cute widdle error
- Bail out!
- Bash that boy band singer!
- Bash that sandwich!
- Be Creeped Out
- Be crushed by the thousands of tons of water
- Become a dog catcher so you can eat them
- Become a Ghost
- Become a ghost and go on a strange magical adventure
- Become a Leather Jacket Salesman
- Become a Tier One Operator
- Become Governor of California
- Become Paranoid
- Begin to Cluck and Peck at the Ground
- Bleach your hands
- Bleed out and die
- Bleed out and live
- Blink the Tears Away
- blow the station up!
- Blow their head up
- Bluff your way out of it
- Bravely go to meet the lions.
- Bribe the war hippo
- BURN the candy corn!
- BURN the hippies!
- Burn the house down
- Buy a baby
- Buy a box of sugar snacks
- Buy a cute little teddy bear dressed in a police uniform
- Buy a Rabbit's foot
- Buy the Rabid Scepter of Shiva
- Buy the Tainted Matchstick of Evil
- call for the inquisition
- Call Marcellus Wallace
- Call the A-Team
- Call the Devil
- Call the dog for help
- Call the manager
- Can I have another doughnut?
- Cartwheels
- Cast FLORADORAPOREDORS
- Cast oFish on it
- Cast oFish on the pawnshop guy
- Cast oGoo-be-gone
- Cast oHostageSituation
- Cast ○Barrier
- Cast ○Darkify
- Cast ○Darkify on the lightswitch
- Cast ○Fish
- Cast ○Fish on the Cyborg Doctor
- Cast ○Fish on the raccoons
- Cast ○Undarkify
- Cease to exist
- Celebrate your victory over Andy
- Change your mind about helping Ronny
- Check your inventory
- Chew the bars off the windows
- Choose the Beretta
- Claw Out Your Eyes
- Clean your plate
- Climb out the window
- Close your eyes and think about Betty White
- Close your eyes and think about Dracula
- Come To A Startling Revelation
- Come up with a general theory on sudden bad writing in Error
- Come up with a spell that instantly kills the caster
- Comment on recent David Bowie-related events
- Commit honorable suicide.
- Complain Mightily at the incredibly lame event that just happened in your adventure.
- Complain mightily to nobody in particular about the black revolver
- Conquer Earth
- Continue to burn stuff up
- Continue to not realize that they have already plotted their revenge
- Continue to observe the hapless student
- Continue your gold-eating downward spiral
- Convince the man that Anime is inappropriate for a grandson
- Copy the key!
- Count the pieces
- Crawl onward
- Cry
- Cry for all the people
- Cry some more
- dance around screaming voodoo spells
- DANCE I SAY! DANCE!
- Dance like a dancing fool!
- Date a teenager
- Decide it's in your best interest to name it Wilson
- Decide that you hate the impartial third party, and the ideas he puts forth
- Defend against the Cyborg Doctor!
- Destroy a Tennis Racquet
- Destroy his spirit
- Destroy the building with your near-endless might
- Destroy the Earth
- Detonate
- Devour his soul
- Die a horrible bloody and painful death.
- Die horribly
- Dig your way out with a spoon
- Disagree with Johnny
- Discover a loophole in the laws
- Dive downwards
- Dive out of the door
- Divest Yourself Of All Worldly Possessions
- Do a test post to see if Error is working
- Do as the third party suggested
- Do it anyway
- Do nothing.
- Do some Backflips
- Do something else
- Do that other thing
- Don a blue jumpsuit and fight the good fight
- Don't eat the candy
- Don't see a doctor
- Drag the carcass into the streets and hide the evidence
- Draw a cute little puppy dog.
- Draw braaiiiiiiinssss.... BRAAAAIIIIINSSSS...
- Drop the glass on the ground
- Dump the soup down your shirt
- Eat a cookie
- Eat a sandwich
- Eat another orange
- Eat some fast food
- Eat the candy corn!
- Eat the chicken
- Eat the Coin
- Eat the cow
- Eat the evidence
- Eat the key
- Eat the puppy bits
- Eat the remains
- Eat the ruins
- Eating gold is dirty and wrong
- Enjoy yourself
- Enter Virtual Reality
- Escape Jail
- Examine everyone to death
- Examine the corpse further
- Examine the keychain
- Examine the whateveritwas, of course!
- Examine your true feelings
- Explode
- Fair? I'm evil, am I?
- Fall some more...
- Fart as bad as you can
- Feel around it anyways
- Fetchez le vache
- Fight Harold
- Fight Werner Herzog
- Figure Out What This Thing On the End of Your Arm Is
- finally hang up the phone
- Find a dentist
- Find a match and some gasoline
- Find a nice patch of sun to lie in
- Find doughnuts...at any cost
- Find out to which version the revolver belongs.
- Find out what "undulating" means
- Find out what it is!
- Find some errors to kill or something
- Fire your new weapon into the cultist errors
- Flee
- Flee from the manager, who believes you to be some sort of pervert
- Float back into your cell
- Fly to Mount Redmond on Moon 95!
- Focus your last thoughts on the most profound thing you can think of
- Forcefully Remove your own arm
- Forever lasting cheese!
- Forget those two and focus on ushering in a new age of oppression and tyranny!
- Free the Antispy
- Genocide time
- Get a job as a fire truck
- get a job as a landlord
- Get a map and choose a new country to be president of
- Get a positronic brain
- Get all the worlds treasures in one place
- Get angry
- Get Drained
- Get married
- Get on it like a ham sandwich
- Get out of Limbo
- GET OUT!!!!!!!
- Get some cybernetic hands
- Get some sausages
- Get Squished
- Get Stomach Pumped
- Get the Neighborhood kids together and put on a show!
- Get their number
- Give a peace offering
- give him a hyperpoke
- Give him the Double Deuce
- Give in and start eating tofu and being kind to animals.
- Give it a stab
- Give the Animal or Monster or Something a Hug.
- Give up after no good Ideas come to mind and go play playstation
- Give up and pass out
- Go after Country Pop Stars
- Go ahead and jump out that window
- Go beyond the stairs
- Go down the Stairs
- Go eat at an extremely high-class zombie restaurant
- Go find some snacks
- Go find something else to do
- Go for the jugular.
- Go for the last one
- Go get a zombie job
- Go haunt an abandoned amusement park
- Go home
- Go Ocelot Hunting
- Go on a quest to acquire the Metalic Cyberbowels of Indistructiveness, so you'll never have to vomit anything ever again.
- Go shopping for comfortable slacks
- Go straight ahead
- Go to a hospital
- Go to Australia
- Go to hell
- Go to his office
- Go to the back door
- Go to the bathroom
- Go to the Big Donut shop
- Go to the front door
- Go to the House of Mirrors
- Go to the Scumm bar.
- Go to the Spinning G-Force Ride of death
- Go to the world map
- Go up the Stairs
- Gouge your eyes out
- Grab a chocolate bar at the till. The perfect gift.
- Grab a Table and Chair and Start a Bonfire
- Grab a table and chair and wait to be served
- Grab some ammo and armor and stuff
- Grab that enormous slab that looks vaguely like a sword.
- Grab that pirate cutlass
- Grab that sword with the dragon head hilt.
- Grab the Mallet and smash stuff!
- Grab the Odd Revolver
- Grill it with a bit of BBQ
- Grumble and hit "Quick Load"
- Grumble and hit "Respawn" again
- HACK THE RAFT!!!
- Hand Over The Crayon
- Hand the waiter his own eyes
- Hang around
- Hang around here much longer
- Hang Yourself
- Have a little look around
- Have a Panic Attack
- Head on down to little Realm of the Undead
- Head to Atlantic city
- Head to the tavern to assemble your party
- Head towards the nearest used maps store
- Headbang to slow dance music
- Hide behind a tree
- Hide from the pepperonis
- Hide in a rack of clothes
- High Tail it and Run...
- Hold a big banquet
- How is it science?
- Hug Andy
- HyperPoke the candy corn!
- HyperPoke the corpse
- HyperPoke the Mafia Type!
- HyperPoke the Tofu god!
- Hyperpoke whatever it is
- HyperPoke your way to Victory!
- HyperPoke!!!!
- HYPERPOKE!!!!!
- I don't need this puppy garbage. More smashing!
- I'm lost
- I'm selling these fine leather jackets!
- If you're a girl...
- If you're a guy...
- Ignore Andy
- Ignore the Alien
- Ignore the door, and continue on in the maze.
- Ignore the Minor Discomfort and Go Dancing
- Initiate Self-destruct
- Invade Libya
- Invoke a Dark Power
- ITS TEH EMARALD CITAH!
- Jelly
- Jog Away
- Journey backward!
- Jump across the canyon!
- Jump into the wormhole
- Jump out the window
- Just hang up
- Keep falling...
- Keep using your Annoying Shield
- Kick it
- Kill another zombie
- Kill Bill... and Chevy
- Kill Him
- Kill that defenseless old man
- Kill the dentist and eat his brains
- KILL THE GARDS
- Kill them with your SUPER SAMURAI SWORD
- laugh at its small wings
- Lay Motionless for a long time
- Lay waste to man's cites with your inconceivable might
- Learn "Summon Ogre"
- leave Luke to starve here and return to Earth
- Leave the ammo alone and just get out of there
- Let him in. What could possibly go wrong?
- Let your newfound power go to your head
- Listen to Casper
- Listen to Morpheus
- Listen to the CD
- Log on to Eopoint.com!
- Look at your hands in Amazement
- Look for Zombies to kill
- Look out the window
- loot its tiny corpse
- Lose your temper
- Mail your roomate, but keep the kidneys to yourself
- Mail yourself in the box with your Roomie
- Maintain Control
- Make a flying noise and hope it will get you across
- Make more errors intentionally to spite the world.
- Make scary faces at the baby
- Make some money
- Masterfully Recreate the Most Impressive Parts of the Sistine Chapel Ceiling With A Crayon.
- Meekly submit to an execution order
- Mention you're interested in The Revolution.
- Mix up some poison and slip it into a few cocktails
- Mmm... Meathods
- Moan, Whimper, Cry, Crawl Into the Corner, and Wet Yourself, in That Order
- more closely examine your tights
- Mourn your Victory
- Murder his body
- No, really break the unbreakable bowling ball
- Now run
- Nuke the mountain!
- Obey the Angel
- Obey the Demon
- Of course not!
- Offer Johnny Wallbank to the creature as a sacrifice
- Offer Johnny Wallbank to the Tofu god as a sacrifice
- Offer your secretary a 'spong bath' (wink, wink)
- Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen
- open cage door and climb up the chain
- Open the door and walk in casually
- Or don't
- Or have you defeated him? Check closer
- Order a burger
- Order a soda
- Order the cake
- Order the chicken
- Order two of the waiters to fight to the death.
- Outsmart The Librarian
- Overcome the difficulties and get a crayon!
- Panic and cast ●Nukeify
- Panic and crush yourself into a singularity.
- Panic in terror
- Pay the Mafia boss a "visit"
- Pick up a table yourself
- Pick up the shiny thing.
- Piss on Bob
- Play for yourself a sad song of sympathy on the worlds tiniest violin
- Play in a Wagon
- Poke the shiny object
- Pound against cell walls and scream
- Press a single random button!
- Press as many buttons as possible and hope you don't die!
- Press onward
- press start
- pretend you are sooper kid
- Prey on the Flesh of Innocent Ocelots
- Pull out a crucifix
- pull out a dental drill
- Pull out my Bowie knife and insert it in his eye.
- Pull yourself together, man!
- Push him in the fire and become a serial killer
- Push the last person in line so that they fall over and create a domino effect, giving you the chance to run to the front of the line while the rest of the angry bank patrons are on the floor.
- Put him in a bag and beat him against the nearby trees.
- Put some "product" in your hair and head to the mall
- Question your location
- Quickly down a Potion of Ipecac
- Raise your private army of errors
- Reach for your shoe-phone and call Maxwell Smart
- Read Dungeon Map
- Read one of the books
- Read something obscure and difficult
- Read The Affects of Industrialization on Agrarian Economies
- Read the book
- Realize that you've got your very own Mini-Me.
- Rehabilitation is not what you want
- Remain ignorant
- Remain unconscious for some time
- Renounce your swordly ways
- Rent the cell bars asunder!
- Replace it with a pound of hamburger.
- Resign yourself to your fate
- Respawn in respawn point 3
- Respond
- Respond in affirmative
- Rest easy
- Retire by the end of the month
- Retrieve the gold
- Roll doubles
- Rub him the wrong way
- Run around in a purple thing
- Run away and find a powerful relic of darkness
- Run away and find an orange
- Run away in fear.
- Run into the woods!
- Run like a constipated Weinerdog
- Run up a wall
- Run!!!
- rusty Arabian-looking lamp! Touch it!
- Sacrifice Andy's corpse to the hispanic god
- Sacrifice the book as an offering to the Anime god
- Savagely beat the teenagers
- Say "I wish I was a terrifying, Neigh unstoppable, SUPER BEAST! BWAHAHAHA!"
- Say "I wish I was big."
- Say it again
- Say, "Can I have another doughnut?"
- Say, "Despite all his acting, I don't think Vash was an idiot."
- Say, "FHQWHGADSHGNSDHJSDBKHSDABKFABKVEYBVF."
- Say, "Give me $3.74.5, I have donuts!"
- Say, "Guns, lots of guns."
- Say, "Guybrush Threepwood? What a stupid name!"
- Say, "I want to be a soldier."
- Say, "I'll never join you!"
- Say, "Look here, this is a book!"
- Say, "Nah, I've done it loads of times."
- Say, "OGRAZOIDNASHOSHIWASUKINUKIMAKADOSHIKAWASAKIMASUTOSHILOSAKUSA."
- Say, "ONOMATOPOEIA."
- Say, "Sounds like Vash was in denial to me."
- Say, "Vash the Stampede never killed anyone."
- Say, "Woah."
- Scratch your back
- scratch your head
- Scream "BARF!"
- Scream "Mummy, I want you!"
- Scream "YIKES!"
- Scream and Flail your Arms
- Scream and gibber
- Scream incoherently and wiggle around a lot
- Scream like a little girl
- Scream really loudly and rock back and forth like you're having a seizure
- Screw money, just steal Anime.
- Search for Cheetos
- search for evil alien beings
- Search for the real Antispy
- Search the parakeet, taking care to not find anything
- Search Your Belongings
- See a golden path with my newly awakened inner eye
- Seek out something to kill
- Seek refuge in that nearby labyrinth
- Seek revenge
- sell it
- Sell Johnny to the pawnshop
- Sell the Nerd's Body tissues for anime money
- Sell the stuff to a pawnshop
- Sell the violin to George W. Bush
- Sell your kidneys to buy cybernetic eyes!
- Sell your liver to buy kidneys!
- Sell your mother
- Sell your soul to the highest bidder.
- Set "Stop the pain" as your goal.
- Set "Watch TV" as your goal
- Shake up an informant
- shed the SUPERDARKLORD skin
- Shoot him with a sniper rifle
- Shoot the baby with a gun
- Shoot the Leader
- shout I have big boobs
- Show it off
- Show them a piece of paper and try to act important
- sing the Barney Song
- sit down and admire the view
- Slap the Dragon
- Slap the waiter.
- Slap Werner Herzog across the face
- Slide down the spiral banister
- Smack him around some more
- Smack the monkey
- Smack the stripper
- Smash more stuff!!
- Smash the jelly making machine
- Smash the puppy garbage!
- Smash the scullery maid!
- Smash your own hole in the wall
- SNAP OUT OF IT!
- Sneak into Mount Redmond, find the Gates and kill this wannabe!
- Sneak out into the ceremony and disrupt it
- Something
- Spit on the pie
- spray andy with raspberry body spray
- squeeze them hard
- Start a cover band
- Start a fire, brandish a knife, and have some goat-gyros
- Start a new fashion craze
- Start a vigorous exercise routine
- Start an anti-AOL blog
- Stay down there
- Stay in the car and bleed to death
- Stay with the zombie
- steal a 3 year old's tricycle
- Steal everything in the house
- Steal his Anime
- Steal the officer's remote!
- Steer Toward the Shore
- Stop eating gold, you freak
- Stop falling toward the pavement
- Stop falling!
- Strike a match
- Strike!
- Strive through the desert looking for life and water
- Stuff brains back in ears with Q-tips™
- styrofoam cup of something that looks like tea, but isn't - quite. Touch it!
- suck my thumb and quiver
- Summon a giant cheese monster. Oh, you'll see it get more complicated... Muahahahahaha!
- summon a knife to cut the rope
- Summon an actual Elite Councilman.
- Summon another orange
- Summon him again!
- Summon Johnny Wallbank again!
- Summon Johnny Wallbank in the Darkness
- Summon Johnny Wallbank so you can complain to him
- Summon Johnny Wallbank to fight the Tofu God
- Summon Johnny Wallbank yet again!
- Summon Summoney MacSummonSummon
- Swallow the Master Sword
- Swim to Shore. Like a Moron.
- Tackle the baby
- Take a left
- Take a stroll downtown
- Take a twig from a tree and use it for camouflage
- Take Care Of Ronny
- Take off your sock in a threatening manner
- Take the elevator back up
- Take the gauntlets.
- Take the money
- Take the route less traveled
- Take the sword and get out of there
- Take them to Pierre, the World Famous Fencer
- Talk to the old man
- Taunt him and say haha!
- Taunt the Mafia Lackeys
- Tell everybody that you will give them a piece of gold if they get out of line
- Tell your servants to clean up the mess.
- Test your new powers out on the clerk
- That's a Shame
- Throw a party
- Throw a young boy at him
- Throw them over the fence into your neighbor's yard
- Transcend The Need To Fight
- Trim his hair
- Try and Escape
- Try desperately to catch your runny brains in your hands
- Try my shiny new spell
- Try to eat the Tofu God
- Try to find a Mirror
- Try to remove the stuff
- Try to sell the regurgitated error at a shop.
- Turbo jump across the gap
- Turn and flee into the surrounding woods
- Turn around
- Turn around and face the mafia men
- Turn around and head back to town
- Ultima Key?
- Um... yes
- Unlock it's mystical secrets
- Unplug it
- Unplug the heart monitor and pretend you are dead
- Urinate all over the greeting cards
- Use ethical meathods to obtain more anime
- Use everything at once
- Use new tech "Spank" on it
- Use the dog to get you a gun and ride it
- Use the Holy Hand Grenade!
- use the money to buy your own food
- Use the Rocket Launcher
- Use unethical methods to obtain more anime
- Use your "Spot" ability to look for secrets
- Vacate the premises
- Viciously taunt Ronny
- Visit the Zone of Luggage
- Visit the Zone of Mateless Socks
- Wait in line forever
- Wait till all is yours
- Wait until the end of linear time
- Wait, it's just an error?
- wake up
- Walk down the street, whistling
- Walk out the door
- Wander around Limbo
- Wash the enormous amount of dried blood off your adventuring clothes.
- Wash your hands
- Watch the birdy! Smile at the birdy!
- Watch the totally sweet spectacle
- Well that was a bit mean spirited
- Well, FUUQ you!
- What does that mean? What does any of this mean?
- What is Nethack?
- What the hell just happened here?
- What up poop-dog?
- What's all this about, anyway?
- Whats the experiment???
- Where's that wannabe?
- Whine to your cellmate.
- Whip out a straw
- Whip out your cell and dial Tank
- Whistle a happy tune
- Wiggle around a lot and scream incoherently
- Wonder aloud what's so serious about a tank rampage
- Wonder idly why you're Barney.
- Wonder where you tossed it
- Wonder why a sandwich would have gold
- Wonder why the narration suddenly changed tense
- Write a dirty article to spite the error
- Write a letter to your mom
- Yell at the clerk that stares at you funny
- Yell FIRE!
- Yell, "I DON'T CARE! DO THE UNSPEAKABLE!!"
- Yes it is too much
- You jump into the nearest TV and you are in Who framed Roger Rabbit
- You kick the soldiers butts
- You search the parakeet and find something
- You walk around the rug, so it wares out evenly along the edges
- Your brains
- ●NUKE them!