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Examine the keychain
Apart from the enormous flashing wailing keychain, you have the following on your car keys:
A key to the hatch of a T-74 tank
A key to a Dodge Viper V8
A dark, twisted mass hewn from the earth in a ceremony that permanently scarred our world that opens your garage door.
The key to a can of sardines that you returned to the ocean with great ceremony one midsummer's eve.
Five different house keys, none of them yours.
The Ultima Key.