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Level 6
Mathematically, there should be 729 entries at this level. That represents a significant fraction of the whole story, so it's safe to conclude a lot of these entries have not been written. At this level, we should be seriously considering looping back to a Choice Nexus or doing some other business to start paring things down. It's okay for a few major branches to go deeper than this, but entries that are spinning their wheels with nonsense should be sent back to a more interesting portion of 404.
Current number of Level 6: 207
- Act like an idiot
- And You Thought That the One Ton Tortoises Were Not That Fast Either
- Argue That You Can't Be Held Responsible For Things Like That
- Ask an Impartial Third Party What They Would Do
- Ask the Goblin King for a favor
- Ask to see its pot of gold
- Attack it
- Attack Megaroth with your sword
- Attack the nerd with your sword
- Attack the Ocelot!
- Awaken hours later, covered in dried blood.
- Be crushed by the thousands of tons of water
- Become Governor of California
- Bleach your hands
- Bleed out and die
- Bleed out and live
- Blink the Tears Away
- Bribe the war hippo
- BURN the hippies!
- Buy a baby
- Buy a Rabbit's foot
- Buy the Rabid Scepter of Shiva
- Buy the Tainted Matchstick of Evil
- Call Marcellus Wallace
- Call the A-Team
- Call the Devil
- Call the dog for help
- Call the manager
- Cartwheels
- Cast oFish on the pawnshop guy
- Cast oHostageSituation
- Celebrate your victory over Andy
- Check your inventory
- Chew the bars off the windows
- Come up with a general theory on sudden bad writing in Error
- Comment on recent David Bowie-related events
- Commit honorable suicide.
- Complain Mightily at the incredibly lame event that just happened in your adventure.
- Continue to not realize that they have already plotted their revenge
- Copy the key!
- Cry some more
- dance around screaming voodoo spells
- Dance like a dancing fool!
- Date a teenager
- Dip into your Moneybag
- Disagree with Johnny
- Divest Yourself Of All Worldly Possessions
- Do nothing.
- Do some Backflips
- Draw a cute little puppy dog.
- Draw braaiiiiiiinssss.... BRAAAAIIIIINSSSS...
- Eat the evidence
- Eat the key
- Eat the remains
- Eat the ruins
- Examine the keychain
- Fetch Johnny's brain medicine
- finally hang up the phone
- Find a nice patch of sun to lie in
- Find out what "undulating" means
- Flee
- Float back into your cell
- get a job as a landlord
- Get married
- Give Andy a Hug
- give him a hyperpoke
- Give in and start eating tofu and being kind to animals.
- Give it a stab
- Give the Animal or Monster or Something a Hug.
- Give the spire a hug
- Give up after no good Ideas come to mind and go play playstation
- Go eat at an extremely high-class zombie restaurant
- Go find something else to do
- Go get a zombie job
- Go home
- Go out the door
- Go shopping for comfortable slacks
- Go to the bathroom
- Go to the world map
- Grab a chocolate bar at the till. The perfect gift.
- Grab that enormous slab that looks vaguely like a sword.
- Grab that pirate cutlass.
- Grab that sword with the dragon head hilt.
- Grumble and hit "Quick Load"
- Grumble and hit "Respawn" again
- Hammer your head with a mallet
- Hang around here much longer
- Head towards the nearest used maps store
- Headbang to slow dance music
- Hide in a rack of clothes
- Hospital
- HyperPoke the corpse
- Hyperpoke whatever it is
- I'm lost
- If you're a girl...
- If you're a guy...
- Induce vomiting
- Invade Libya
- Journey backward!
- Journey forward!
- Jump and Down like a MONKEY!!!
- Kick it
- Kill Bill... and Chevy
- Kill that defenseless old man
- KILL THE GARDS
- Let your newfound power go to your head
- Log on to Eopoint.com!
- Mail your roomate, but keep the kidneys to yourself
- Mail yourself in the box with your Roomie
- Masterfully Recreate the Most Impressive Parts of the Sistine Chapel Ceiling With A Crayon.
- more closely examine your tights
- Now's your chance to strike!
- Nuke the mountain!
- Offer Johnny Wallbank to the creature as a sacrifice
- Offer your secretary a 'spong bath' (wink, wink)
- open cage door and climb up the chain
- Order a burger
- Order a soda
- Order the chicken
- Order two of the waiters to fight to the death.
- Outsmart The Librarian
- Pick up a table yourself
- Pick up the shiny thing.
- Poke The Baby
- Poke the shiny object
- Pound against cell walls and scream
- Press a single random button!
- Press as many buttons as possible and hope you don't die!
- pull out a dental drill
- Push the last person in line so that they fall over and create a domino effect, giving you the chance to run to the front of the line while the rest of the angry bank patrons are on the floor.
- Read Dungeon Map
- Read The Affects of Industrialization on Agrarian Economies
- Rehabilitation is not what you want
- Rent the cell bars asunder!
- Respond
- Retire by the end of the month
- Run like a constipated Weinerdog
- run!!!!!!!!
- Sacrifice Andy's corpse to the hispanic god
- Say "I wish I was a terrifying, Neigh unstoppable, SUPER BEAST! BWAHAHAHA!"
- Say "I wish I was big."
- Say "There's no place like home!"
- Say, "FHQWHGADSHGNSDHJSDBKHSDABKFABKVEYBVF."
- Say, "I want to be a soldier."
- Say, "OGRAZOIDNASHOSHIWASUKINUKIMAKADOSHIKAWASAKIMASUTOSHILOSAKUSA."
- Say, "ONOMATOPOEIA."
- Scratch your back
- scratch your head
- Scream and gibber
- Scream like a little girl
- search for evil alien beings
- Search the parakeet, taking care to not find anything
- Seek refuge in that nearby labyrinth
- Seek revenge
- sell it
- Sell your mother
- Set "Stop the pain" as your goal.
- Set "Watch TV" as your goal
- Shake up an informant
- Shoot him with a sniper rifle
- Shoot the Leader
- shout I have big boobs
- Show them a piece of paper and try to act important
- Slap the waiter.
- Slide down the spiral banister
- Smash the puppy garbage!
- Something
- Start a cover band
- Start an anti-AOL blog
- Strike!
- suck my thumb and quiver
- Summon a giant cheese monster. Oh, you'll see it get more complicated... Muahahahahaha!
- Summon another orange
- Summon Johnny Wallbank and get him to use it
- Summon Johnny Wallbank so you can complain to him
- Take a left
- Take Care Of Ronny
- Take the money
- Take Your Date to the Final Dungeon
- Take your date to the Ritzy-o-Rama
- Take your date to the Satanic Church
- Taunt him and say haha!
- Taunt the Mafia Lackeys
- Tell everybody that you will give them a piece of gold if they get out of line
- Throw a party
- Throw a young boy at him
- Transcend The Need To Fight
- Trim his hair
- Try desperately to catch your runny brains in your hands
- Try to remove the stuff
- Turn around
- Unlock it's mystical secrets
- Use ethical meathods to obtain more anime
- Use new tech "Spank" on it
- Use Special Tech: Runlikeamadman
- use the money to buy your own food
- Use unethical methods to obtain more anime
- Visit the Zone of Luggage
- Visit the Zone of Mateless Socks
- Wait until the end of linear time
- Wash your hands
- Watch 24
- Well that was a bit mean spirited
- Wonder where you tossed it
- Yell at the clerk that stares at you funny
- You jump into the nearest TV and you are in Who framed Roger Rabbit
- You search the parakeet and find something