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Take Your Date to the Final Dungeon
Of course! What's more romantic than the Final Dungeon?
It's RPG tradition for the most pivotal parts of the plot to occur in the final dungeon, so logic dictates that the most pivotal parts of Error should happen there too.
You walk down into the depths of the strange center of evil and despair, and your date looks at you warily.
"Are you sure this place is safe?" they ask, eyeing a glowing puddle fed by drips from far above.
"Oh, sure," you say, "I cleaned this place out leveling up to level 99."
"So there aren't random encounters?" your date asks.
"Of course not," you say laughingly, "What do you think this is, Final Fantasy?"
Your date shrugs, "Don't ask me."
You hear footsteps, and you motion for your date to stand still.
"I've come for revenge." says a gravelly voice.
"Johnny?" you say, "No... you're not!"
From the shadows emerges Ronny Wallbank, Johnny's evil twin brother from an alternate universe.
"Ronny wallbank," you say, "Only you could be so bold. The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this. When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic-"
Ronny cuts you off. "Don't act so surprised, your highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you."
"I don't know what you are talking about. I am a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan."
"You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!" Ronny yells, "Take them away!"
You stand confused for several moments, wondering who is supposed to take you away. Finally, you decide there is no one else. You quickly drop to a ready stance. "Prepare to die!" you yell.
Hah! You cannot possibly kill me-GAH!" you stab him in the solar plexus with a devastating HyperPoke. He falls to his knees, gasping for breath. You quickly bring your boot down on the back of his neck, sending him sprawling. Finally, little else is left to do but HyperPoke him into the afterlife.
"Oh, you," your date says , "I love a person who knows how to battle!"
You forge deeper into the dungeon until you come to the final chamber, where the Demon King once sat on his throne. You always knew the day would come when you'd make this decision. Now, at long last, you have a witness.