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You head on down to the zombie employment offices, in downtown little realm of the undead. Once there you hand in your resume to the skeleton at the applications desk and begin an interview.

  "Are you good at mindlessly walking back and forth?" asks the skeleton.

  "Sure" you say.

  "Do you attempt to kill all humans that should come near you?"

  "Definitely."

  "Even big, manly, armed ones?"

  "Sure."

  "Well that concludes our interview," says the skeleton, as he shifts through the papers on his desk.  "The way I see it you have two options.  You could work under Dracula at his enormous castle down the road, or be a generic zombie at the huge mansion on Brainz Street.  You’re qualified for both, and both pay well enough, so whichever one you want is yours."

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