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Hammer your head with a mallet
You then proceed to hammer away at your cranium with the mallet hidden in your shoe. The mallet is unusually soft, considering it's mallet-like-properties. You decide to investigate the mallet, and to your horror you soon find something horrible inside. You pull it out and decide to scream something about it.