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You poke the baby mercilessly and relentlessly. The baby responds to your mighty pokes by crying very loudly. Almost as if it's trying to get someone's attention...

Suddenly, the baby’s mother appears from out of nowhere. She glares at you with her protective mother eyes. "You were poking my baby, and setting it on fire!" she growls out. "Prepare to die a horribly bloody and painful death!"

"It was an accident!" you stammer. "Peer pressure, or the devil, made me do it!"

"Shut up and die!" bellows the magnificently powerful mom.

Poking babies has never brought about worse results! What can you possibly do to avoid a horrible death at the hands of an angry parent?

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