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Attack the mother!
With incredible skill and might, you charge the angry mother. Unfortunately, she evades the attack. Still more unfortunately, the immediate attack she aims at you strikes perfectly. The force of impact her mighty fist has on your sad, sad torso is enough to blast a crater in the center of your body. It's 13 inches in radius! You die before you hit the ground.
You respawn in a dark spooky, possibly haunted mansion. Before you stands the tall front door, behind you, a gigantic flight of stairs, and to both your right and left, row upon row upon row of shelves of books.