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Level 7
This is seriously deep in 404, probably representing a small branch of single-option entries written long ago. While there is room for adding further adventures at this depth, every effort should be made to wrap things up and loop the reader back to a Choice Nexus.
Current number of Level 7: 171
- "Nobody understands me! I hate you! I'm going to become a goth and write moody poetry and get body piercings and stuff!"
- Actually Go To the Bathroom
- Answer and Fire a Gun Down the Line
- Ask if they want some fish
- Ask someone nearby just WTF "upand" is, and if arriving there has anything to do you attempt to "trie" to sell a sword
- Ask the bank teller if he is, in fact, Justin Timberlake
- Ask the scullery maid about the compacted puppy garbage
- At Al's School of Sticking Pointy Things Into Things That Scream and Bleed
- At Mafia HQ
- At the local chapter of PETA
- Attack the Megaroth with the Master Sword
- Attack the mother!
- Attempt to deposit an 18 foot lizard
- Attempt to eat God
- Attempt to stand up, passing the sword through your entire body
- Beat it out of him
- Become a doctor
- Become a Ghost
- Become Paranoid
- Bluff your way out of it
- Bravely go to meet the lions.
- But you want revenge
- call for the inquisition
- Cast oFish on it
- Cast oGoo-be-gone
- Challenge the teller to a beatbox contest!
- Chase one of them into the tar pits
- Check out the Message Board
- Climb out the window
- Consult the Manual
- Continue to observe the hapless student
- Dance in the elevator
- De-interlace it
- Decide that you hate the impartial third party, and the ideas he puts forth
- Destroy his spirit
- Devour his soul
- Dial 0800-SEXY-MOMMA
- Die horribly
- Do a test post to see if Error is working
- Do as the third party suggested.
- Do something else
- Don't do anything. Just go get drunk
- Don't see a doctor.
- Drop the glass on the ground
- Eat a cookie
- Eat another orange
- Eat the puppy bits.
- Eat the rhino
- Eat their brains
- Eat... more... GOLD!
- Examine your true feelings
- fart as bad as you can
- Find a dentist
- Find a match and some gasoline
- Find out to which version the revolver belongs.
- Find some errors to kill or something
- Flee from the manager, who believes you to be some sort of pervert
- Get a positronic brain
- Get some cybernetic hands
- Get Stomach Pumped
- Get the Neighborhood kids together and put on a show!
- Go for the jugular.
- Go next door and get a burger
- Go see a doctor
- Go straight ahead
- Grab some ammo and armor and stuff
- Hide!
- High Tail it and Run...
- How is it science?
- HyperPoke the Tofu god!
- HyperPoke your way to Victory!
- HyperPoke!!!!
- Ignore the door, and continue on in the maze.
- Ignore the Minor Discomfort and Go Dancing
- Insane people can do anything! Reset!
- Investigate the smoke detector on the ceiling
- Keep contemplating
- Keep using your Annoying Shield
- Kill the informant, and head to the tavern to assemble your party
- Lay waste to man's cites with your inconceivable might
- Leave the ammo alone and just get out of there
- Let him in. What could possibly go wrong?
- LIMBO!!!!
- Look for Zombies to kill
- look up "sex"
- loot its tiny corpse
- Make scary faces at the baby
- Make some money
- Mix up some poison and slip it into a few cocktails
- Mmm... Meathods
- Murder his body
- Now run
- Of course not!
- Offer Johnny Wallbank to the Tofu god as a sacrifice
- Offer the boarding troops some tea
- Open the door and walk in casually.
- Panic and crush yourself into a singularity.
- Panic in terror
- Pay the Mafia boss a "visit"
- Pick an apple
- Piss on Bob
- press start
- pretend you are sooper kid
- Put the glass in your backpack.
- Question your location
- read one of the books
- Read the book
- Remain Pacifist
- Replace it with a pound of hamburger.
- Respond in affirmative
- Rest easy
- Run Away From Your Responsibilities!
- Run screaming out of the shrine
- rusty Arabian-looking lamp! Touch it!
- Say it again
- Say, "Hello."
- Say, "Hold on, I wasn't ready."
- Scream "BARF!"
- Scream "COOL!"
- Scream "Mummy, I want you!"
- Scream "YIKES!"
- Screw money, just steal Anime.
- Seek out something to kill
- Sell the Nerd's Body tissues for anime money
- Send your credit card details to the company that made the game.
- shed the SUPERDARKLORD skin
- Shoot the baby with a gun
- sit down and admire the view
- Smack the monkey
- Smack the stripper
- Smash the scullery maid!
- Smash your own hole in the wall
- squeeze them hard
- Start a fire
- Stop playing and jump around whacking yourself with a frozen monkey
- styrofoam cup of something that looks like tea, but isn't - quite. Touch it!
- summon a knife to cut the rope
- Summon him again!
- Swallow the Master Sword
- Tackle the baby
- Take it out on a date
- Take off your sock in a threatening manner
- Take the gauntlets.
- Take the monk.
- Take the route less traveled
- Take the scimitar.
- Tell your servants to clean up the mess.
- Try to eat the Tofu God
- Turn and flee into the surrounding woods
- Ultima Key?
- Um... yes
- Use the dog to get you a gun and ride it
- Use your Big Plasma Cannon
- Use your Earthquake Generator
- Use your fortune to live it up
- Use your newfound skillz to make dinner
- Vacate the premises
- Wait in line forever
- Walk down the street, whistling
- Walk out the door
- Wander around Mêlée Island™ until you run into a pirate
- Wash the enormous amount of dried blood off your adventuring clothes.
- Well, FUUQ you!
- What is Nethack?
- What the hell just happened here?
- What up poop-dog?
- Whip out a straw
- You bite your own ear off
- You have got to go to the bathroom
- You kick the soldiers butts
- You walk around the rug, so it wares out evenly along the edges