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"Well yeah," you say, "I guess mass murder is kind of mean spirited."

  "Of course it was!  What on earth were you thinking?!"

  "Well, I was trying to do the stupidest thing ever done in the history of mankind and I…  Hey what a minute, who are you?!  Why are you talking to me in such a condescending manner?!  Why can’t I see you?"

  With a gentle "pop" a small creature appears in front of you.  It looks kind of like a fairy.

  "Cool, a fairy," you say.  "Hang on, I’ve got a bottle in here somewhere."

  "No wait!" says the fairy, "I’m here to help you!  I’m your only hope!"

  Only hope, eh?  Well that’s pretty cool.  Maybe you should hear this fairy out.  Or maybe not.

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