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By "visit" I mean kill the Mafia boss, of course. Why else would it be in quotation marks?

  You put on your best trenchcoat and fill it full of guns, ammo, grenades, and the odd knife or two.  You had originally planned to ride a speedy little spaceship or really cool car to the Mafia HQ, but your spaceship has been making a weird rattling noise whenever you turn left, and your cool car is in the shop due to transmission problems, so you take the bus instead.  You as you walk up the steps to the front door of the Mafia HQ, you push down any lingering fear or paranoia.  Then you step on the little mat that activates the automatic door and step inside.

  One really cool sequence in which you fight your way to the big boss’s room later...

  You kick open the door, fully loaded gun at the ready, and quickly scan the room. It’s a pretty nice room, lots of trophies and paintings on the walls, all the furniture is good mahogany, you almost feel sorry about having to completely destroy it.  A large backed chair faces away from you.  "So you’ve finally come," says an all-to-familiar voice.

  "I’d know that voice anywhere!" you scream.  "It’s you, Ronny Wallbank!"

  The chair slowly swivles around putting you face to face with the single most evil being that you can think of at the moment.  The feared Ronny Wallbank!  Everything about him screams "I’m too evil to live in civilized society!"  Smiling, he pulls a custom made handgun out of his spiffy Mafia boss coat, and says "Let’s finish this."

  "My pleasure," you reply.

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