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In an effort to throw Ronny off guard, you ask him about his evil plans.

"My evil plans?" Ronny shouts, "Hah! It's so cliché for the villian to discuss his plans with the hero! Surely you must realize that, and just as surely you must believe there's no chance I'd tell you what they were! Well, I don't know what kind of strategy you have going on in that puny brain of yours, but just to spite you I'm going to tell you exactly what my plan is! SO THERE!" Ronny emphasizes his point by pointing his gun.

"So what is it?" you ask, impressed by Ronny's logic."

"All I gotta do is suck the good out of this dimension and ship it off somewhere else." Ronny explains.

"Of course!" you exclaim, "It's so obvious! It's all so clear now!" You take a moment to let the thoughts collect in your mind, then begin: "That's the reason why some of my adventures inexplicably start sucking! It's not some weird theory about omnipotent people at keyboards! It's you! You're sucking the goodness right out of reality! That's just evil."

"That's right!" Ronny shouts, "Every time your adventure suddenly takes a sour note, or every time the narrative switches tenses, it's me, and my sucking machines!"

"Tell me. Where are you shipping all the goodness? What are the coordinates?"

"There are none." Ronny explains, "I really have no idea where the goodness goes. We don't even use a matter transporter. The crates of pure goodness just vanish as soon as they're filled up."

"A dimension without coordinates?" you ask retorically, thinking aloud, "Sounds like the Legendary Dimension."

Ronny smiles. "Don't tell me you belive in that nonsense. There's no legendary dimension. There's no dimension that's impossible to reach. They're just mantaining their security by using a remote transporter."

"Enough talk." you say. "I know now what my true quest is, and the first step is defeating you."

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