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Hey, if the mob were after me, I’d be paranoid too.

  You move to a private estate in the mountains, and by in, in mean inside a man-mad cave in the very center of a hollowed out mountain.  You put up all the usual security measures, like nerve gas chambers, depressurized rooms, motion sensor equipped auto guns and ninja monkey (or robot for preference) guards.  You put security cameras, motion sensors heat sensors and cognitive thought sensors all over the place.  That way if anything moves, thinks, or has a heat signal over absolute zero, you’ll be aware.

  Unfortunately, despite your best efforts, the people you ripped off in the mob cannot be escaped so easily.  In the dark of night, they send their very best ninjas and assassins in general to murder you.  None of them make it past the depressurized room of course, but the fact that they made it that far frightens you further into your self-destructive paranoia.  In what seems like no time at all, you’ve spent the vast majority of your money on security measures.

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