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Continue to observe the hapless student.
The hapless student, apparently defeated by the bookstore's totalitarian return policy, sighs heavily and strides outside. You follow him from a distance. He walks over to a bench outside of the student bank, and just sits there, unmoving, for hours on end.
Finally, at around one in the morning, about 10 hours after he sat down on the bench, he stands up. He immediately heads for the bookstore, stopping outside one of the large windows. The store was locked up around nine that night, but he still manages to enter via smashing the window with a heavy, brick-like textbook on accounting. Once inside, he produces a Zippo lighter from his pocket. From your vantage point, you can see his eyes have the look of a madman, the kind of look someone might have when they are actively considering arson as a valid course of action.
"Burn, you inefficiently-ran college establishment!" he screams. Then he lights the Zippo, and tosses it on a book by Michael Moore. As the book ignites into flames, catching the other books by the fat propaganda artist on fire, the student makes a small addition to his previous statement.
"Oh, yeah. You burn too, Moore. Your movies suck."