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Beat it out of him
Good thinking. I mean, look at him! The only axe this guy's ever wielded in battle is a guitar! I bet! You draw your sword, and after a Super Cool Pose you bring it down into his face, using the blunt part to deal only subdual damage.
"My face!" he screams, clutching the bleeding mass that was once his nose, "You'll pay for this trechery!"
"No, it is YOU who will pay!" you shout, demonstrating your cojones, "The $20 and beer! Now!" You heft your sword menacingly and prepare to administer some more persuasion.
GAME OVER