Use your newfound skillz to make dinner

Hauling your sword/slab/shield behind you, you go to your abode and begin the dinner preperations.

 In no time at all, you find a head of lettuce just BEGGING to be chopped.  You raise up your slab. . .

  It turns out your sword is much larger than the room.  You knock a large chunk of plaster out of the ceiling (not to mention a piece of ceiling rafter), which proceeds to summarily knock you unconscious.  Right out, yo!  You awaken with amnesia. 	

GAME OVER

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