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Panic and crush yourself into a singularity.
You scream and gibber incoherently until you finally summon every ounce of willpower you have to crush your body down into an infinitely small speck. Unfortunately your body's mass isn't enough to keep you as a singularity and instead the matter that was once you is totally converted into energy, creating an explosion far more massive than anything Andy's gas-laden body could produce. The Earth itself is shook to its core by the enormous energy blast you released, pushing it out of its normal orbit as well as causing incredible aftershock earthquakes. Fault lines across the world break apart, revealing liquid hot magma that seeks to burninate all sorts of things at the planet's surface. Entire tectonic plates shift and descend into the earth's mantle, taking with them countless lives. Oceans flash to steam, covering the world with a cloud layer that will eventually spell a new ice age and the deaths of millions. Way to go!