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"Hey." you say to the man behind the counter, "Gimmie a buger."

The man snickers and hands you a buger.

"What?" You cry, "This isn't what I wanted! YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

The man just crosses his arms and smirks, as if inviting you to take your best shot.

"Why... Why..." you sputter, but then you see the plastic fork on the counter. "Fork you!" you cry, and in one smooth motion you scoop up the fork and stab it deep into the man's eye.

"Oh... OH GOD!" the man screams, eye goop pouring from his bloody socket. "MY EYE! YOU FORKED MY EYE!" The ruckus summons up the Ninja, who draws his blade and menaces you.

You know just how to take care of Ninjas, however. You bring your slab down to your side and take up the Aijutsu stance, focusing all your power on one fast swing.

Suddenly, it's over. The Ninja with blinding speed streaked towards you, but your blade was already flying to meet him. The two met and the Ninja's upper half flew through the air, screaming. It was awesome.

Unfortunately as you attempt to walk around the counter into the kitchen you realize that the Ninja managed to cut off one of your legs before you cut off his body. Drat.

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