Wander around Mele? Island<sup>TM</sup> until you run into a pirate.

You wander around the island until you run into a pirate.

"Put up your dukes!" you say.

The Pirate raises his sword and says "I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!"

Say, "I´m glad to hear you attended your family reunion."?

Say, "First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster."

Say, "I hope now you´ve learned to stop picking your nose."?

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