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Examine your true feelings
You decide to do some real, deep, soul searching. You sit in lotus position on the floor, and begin to meditate on your place in the universe. After several hours of deep introspection, you begin to reach another plane of existence.
In this alternate plane, you look down upon the world and all it's people as a god. You are clad in brilliant gold raiment, and an otherworldly glow is cast around you. Your people look upon you and tremble at your power and beauty. Your meerest thought can turn the oceans to pudding and make the skies rain easter bonnets. But, you are not satisfied
Something hangs heavy upon your heart. You feel that there is something else out there, that this absolute power you hold is not important - that you have another purpose. It does not take long for you to discover that purpose, thirty thousand human years are as nothing to the omnipotent immortal you are. You divine your true purpose, and the awesome thrill of it stirs something within you you thought was dead. Your real purpose, the reason for your being, the one thing you were breathed into existence for - is - to be a soldier! And kill things! A lot! (Hmm, seems rather anticlimactic, doesn't it?)
GAME OVER