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Smash the scullery maid!
You're on a roll, so you smash the maid with a brutal vase uppercut. She breaks smartly in half, but in a manner quite unlike the puppy. Instead of smashing like glass, this is a wet sticky snapping crunch that sends her torso and adjoining limbs one direction and her pelvis and adjoining limbs the other direction. Your purple vase is now a deep crimson. You dry heave.
GAME OVER