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Take off your sock in a threatening manner
With infinite care you remove your shoe and take off your sock. You place it over your finger and brandish it mightily.
"You better beware or I'll SockPoke you right here and now!" you yell to the angry guard.
"Hah!" the guard laughs, "Your SockPoke is no match for my +32 Studded Festooned Diamond Mail Gambeson!"