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Challenge the teller to a beatbox contest!
It turns out that the teller is, indeed, Justin Timberlake. The cruddy bastard who beat you in the Annual Beatbox Jamboree 2 years ago! You challenge him to a duel, the best skills will reign supreme!
It's decided that the duel will happen right there in the bank, and you draw the first spot. You begin your beatbox, and your skills are mad tight, yo! That foo' Timberlake is gettin' SERVED, yo! The crowd of other bank tellers and customers give you a rousing cheer at the end of your song, and you look at Justin, and throw him a look of confidence.
And that's when, as they say in the old country, the fit hits the shan. Timberlake move toward the center of the room, and a giant stage riser moves up from under the floor (where did THAT come from??) and lifts him up 10 feet into the air. He begins to beatbox, and his skills are good. Then he begins to dance, too - limbs moving to and fro, throwing moves like he thinks he's Michael Jackson or something. The crowd goes wild, men screaming and wailing, throwing underwear at the stage. A couple of women too, but mostly men. An impressive light show begins, and lasers fire all over the place from the stage, and fireworks - he's got FIREWORKS!! And then it's over. You have the sneaking suspicion that you lost.
GAME OVER