Sneak out through the hidden exit you built many years ago.

Ha! You fool! Thats the first thing she thought you would do! When you open the hatch wild mongrels leap out and latch onto your face. You start screaming and rolling around until you bump into the door and it opens normally. You procees to walk out of your house and into the street

  Why didn't you think of that sooner... 	

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