At Al's School of Sticking Pointy Things Into Things That Scream and Bleed

You head on down to the local Sordsmanship School, burst in the door and say "Braaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnnsssssss."

  Then you are promptly beheaded by Al.  Well what were you expecting?  The guy knows how to use a Cloud-esqe sword for goodness sake!  Your zombie body falls to the ground, dead.  Again.

GAME OVER

Try Again?

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