HyperPoke the Tofu god!

There's an idea. You charge up your finger and stab it deep into the Tofu god's bean-curd belly. He screams in incoherent rage at you and blasts you back with an awesome display of bean-power.

"He's too strong." You say to no-one in particular. "It'll take more than HyperPokes or oFish to beat him."

Unconfirmed