Use your Earthquake Generator

You get bored of chasing the little armored chick around and decide to shake things up a bit. With all the strength you can muster you smash your fists into the ground, sending out a blue-purple shockwave out in all directions. Unfortunately for you, Samus saw it coming (The windup took a good three seconds) and jumps the wave, landing at your feet. Before she can do anything else, though your foot comes down on top of her.

 HULK SMASH!!!

Lifting you foot to see her mangled remains, you're surprized to see a small, metalic sphere where Samus was supposed to be. You pick it up and look it over, when suddenly it begins to glow. A massive explosion throws you back, directly into the useless pile of strangely sharp pipes. You look down and see at least a dozen sharp spikes emerging from your body at various places, and just before you black out you raise your hand to flip Samus off.

Then you notice that you have only two fingers, and you can't rightly shoot the bird with just two fingers, now can you?