Recent Articles
- Art
- Articles
- Devil's List
- Economics
- Feedback
- Good Words
- Inventory
- Lady C-3PO
- Location
- Mail Harry
- Pataphor
- Petty Justified
- Retro Christmas
- Tech Fads
- Test
- The Book of Pointless
- The Story in Your Head
- The Third Millennium
- Three Oofs To A Gyaaah
- Tipping
- Toothpaste
- Tootsie Roll Pops
- Troubleshooting
- World Famous Greenbelt Utility Pole
![]() |
This website and its contents are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License |
Decide that you hate the impartial third party, and the ideas he puts forth
"Fool!" you bellow at the impartial third party. "If I wanted to hear your worthless and stupid ideas, I would have asked for them!"
"But you did ask for them!" The impartial third party protests, "Just a minute ago!"
"Out of my sight, cur!" you scream in response. "Your filthy presence hurts my dictator eyes almost as much as reading a silly, poorly written tirade does! Now leave, before I feel a dictatorial urge to have my guards behead you!"