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Give the hated third party a moment to flee.
You give the impartial third party a moment to flee. And flee he does, admirably, and with a plucky spirit.
Unfortunately, as soon as the third party has successfully fled, the carefully laid out revenge of Bill Gates and Chevy Chase goes into effect. The details of your death are sketchy, but it is known that your life ended about the time when your brain melted due to the blast from the orbital laser. You respawn as a squirrel.